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prayin4rain

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59. If I'm walking in my neighborhood and someone is standing
Tue Mar 17, 2015, 09:45 PM
Mar 2015

in their front yard, I, and my five year old, naturally look at them and usually wave or something. Why in the world would a man be so intent on making his neighbors either look at his genitals or purposely NOT look at him. I think it's incredibly rude. Maybe there's more to the story and this is some passive aggressive gesture for something that has happened in the past?

Sometimes, only Randy Newman will do . . . Journeyman Mar 2015 #1
I have a friend who does this often. NaturalHigh Mar 2015 #2
Yeah, if there's not a law, then there should be. n/t prayin4rain Mar 2015 #3
lol! Oh the poutrage!! HappyMe Mar 2015 #4
Maybe they should just stop looking at him. How do they feel about naked dogs and cats? NYC_SKP Mar 2015 #5
Or maybe Nuclear Unicorn Mar 2015 #30
Oh, that might give him testiclesicles! NYC_SKP Mar 2015 #31
At least shinkage, and then he'd be too embarassed to "show himself." Nuclear Unicorn Mar 2015 #38
I don't think "embarrassment" is part of his emotional repertoire waddirum Mar 2015 #60
That's problem that can be easily solved with a paint ball gun. FSogol Mar 2015 #6
It would certainly solve the problem for him. HappyMe Mar 2015 #8
Actually, if a bunch of women just showed up to point and laugh Blue_Tires Mar 2015 #25
Man, this guy would be fun as hell to piss off NickB79 Mar 2015 #65
"Don't look Ethel!" Spazito Mar 2015 #7
Some good memories go with this. Our baseball team decided to streak the campas after a game jwirr Mar 2015 #32
As soon as I read the header to this OP my memory went immediately... Spazito Mar 2015 #33
Heard it again last week. Laughed so hard. Ilsa Mar 2015 #63
It's a classic, staying in one's memory no matter how much time has passed... Spazito Mar 2015 #67
"They want to come together to help change that law to protect their children." Ahh probably Fla Dem Mar 2015 #9
If god had meant us to be naked, he wouldn't have given us clothes. immoderate Mar 2015 #10
They’re okay with guns, but not someone being nude in their own home. dorkzilla Mar 2015 #11
He does this on Fridays olddots Mar 2015 #12
what if he didn't wear any clothes? Skittles Mar 2015 #71
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lol! That's probably an accurate depiction of the neighbors. HappyMe Mar 2015 #15
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Far stranger than a naked guy. HappyMe Mar 2015 #17
Forget the neighbors SwankyXomb Mar 2015 #54
wow she was funny! Enrique Mar 2015 #24
He looks rather like a PG&E employee. LanternWaste Mar 2015 #14
It looks like you folks are okay with this Catherine Vincent Mar 2015 #18
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I'm personally not too worried. NaturalHigh Mar 2015 #20
If you teach your kids that the body is wrong upaloopa Mar 2015 #21
If people could at a minimum have enough respect prayin4rain Mar 2015 #29
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Yep, that's the same as what this guy is doing. Once again, you nailed it. n/t prayin4rain Mar 2015 #39
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Nope, it was contextualized by the OP. n/t prayin4rain Mar 2015 #43
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They've got a lot of skin in the game... JimDandy Mar 2015 #46
I've nearly broken my string of pearls BubbaFett Mar 2015 #36
Yes, God forbid that a child see a naked human body. The humanity! Xithras Mar 2015 #48
50% of those kids have the same equipment Nevernose Mar 2015 #53
Oh, the horror of the naked human body! NickB79 Mar 2015 #68
Wasn't this an episode of Friends? KamaAina Mar 2015 #22
I bet nobody bothered to just stop by and have a smoke with him. bravenak Mar 2015 #23
"keeps it up to get attention ..." AngryAmish Mar 2015 #26
He's lucky a cop's wife didn't see him TacoD Mar 2015 #27
Well he can't wear Politicalboi Mar 2015 #28
Stay classy fuckwit. JanMichael Mar 2015 #34
I'm no prude but that's vile. If I wanna see it, I'll take him out for dinner, first. lindysalsagal Mar 2015 #35
Why do you presume that his intent is sexual? Xithras Mar 2015 #49
When you're not willing to put on a pair of shorts, it's sexual. Exhibitionism. lindysalsagal Mar 2015 #51
So you think all nudists are getting a sexual thrill? nt Logical Mar 2015 #57
Here is a solution, DON'T FUCKING LOOK AT HIM! I never look at doors in my hood daily. nt Logical Mar 2015 #50
Why does an entire neighborhood averting their prayin4rain Mar 2015 #55
Averting your eyes? You stare at your neighbors windows and doors daily? nt Logical Mar 2015 #56
If I'm walking in my neighborhood and someone is standing prayin4rain Mar 2015 #59
We had an alcoholic PTSD neighbor who would stand in his backyard with his bath robe open. hunter Mar 2015 #40
He is on his property, in his house, hurting no one anotojefiremnesuka Mar 2015 #41
Obviously not black, or he'd have been shot on the first offense. nt eppur_se_muova Mar 2015 #45
+1 uponit7771 Mar 2015 #52
As a longtime (20+ year) practicing nudist, that's funny as hell Xithras Mar 2015 #47
He's on his property, he's leaving other people alone, who cares? Trillo Mar 2015 #58
A little creepy that he enjoys exposing himself in a family neighborhood with children around. Nye Bevan Mar 2015 #61
Agreed. n/t tammywammy Mar 2015 #64
Another reason I'll join an HOA marle35 Mar 2015 #62
Good for him, I wish the mall was full of naked people too Reter Mar 2015 #66
Personally, I prefer the food court when several people's sweaty naked genitals Nye Bevan Mar 2015 #69
aw no, aw HELL NO Skittles Mar 2015 #70
Why make public sex illegal? For the pearl clutchers? prayin4rain Mar 2015 #72
Just another annoying prick who never outgrew middle school. Brigid Mar 2015 #73
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