Obama expands Summer Jobs program, adding 110,000 new jobs for young people

[jberryhill]

1. "Obama sends youth to work camps!"

In his continuing effort to destroy the family and socialize the minds of young people, his youth labor czar has demanded that many families give up their summer vacations, because that dick of a manager at Walgreens won't give Jimmy a week off.

This insidious plan is designed to yoke our teenagers like slaves in a galleon, to get paid for work that can be taxed to feed his insatiable desire to give away money to poor people who don't work and have entirely too many babies.

Gone are the days when you could bundle up a fistful of pubescent rage and insecurity in the back of the station wagon and head out with the dog on the roof into the great American Canada.