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jmowreader

(53,213 posts)
26. Pensacola Christian College is my bet
Tue Mar 31, 2015, 05:59 AM
Mar 2015

PCC makes Liberty University look like it's run by atheists.

Oh, I have to tell you: When Reagan was still in office, six MI soldiers stationed at Field Station Augsburg, Germany, who had formed their own religious cult, decided the Antichrist would appear on the beach at Pensacola, Florida on a date certain. They also decided they had to stop him. Fortunately they all had passports (most soldiers deploy overseas with their military ID cards). So...all six of them went "Knowledgeable AWOL*," flew back to the US, got a car somehow, and started driving to P'cola. About a hundred miles from their meeting with the Antichrist, the Florida state police stopped them for a traffic infraction, ran their licenses...it's not just anyone who makes the front page of Stars and Lies, but these jokers were more than up to the task.

* "Knowledgeable AWOL," or KAWOL, is their name for someone with a security clearance going over the hill. And believe you me, a KAWOL is a grade-A pain in the ass because you gotta investigate the hell out of them to be sure they didn't take any secrets with them when they left.

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No, I get it, very fun to watch NoJusticeNoPeace Mar 2015 #1
Cruz had his launch at Liberty University. Where will Rubio have his? KamaAina Mar 2015 #2
Pensacola Christian College is my bet jmowreader Mar 2015 #26
You're a funny one marym625 Mar 2015 #3
He was on the Daily Show a couple months ago dixiegrrrrl Mar 2015 #12
I'll have to look it up marym625 Mar 2015 #14
perhaps he will announce he is not running nt msongs Mar 2015 #4
I think DUer Snarkoleptic summed Rubio up the best: FSogol Mar 2015 #5
Funny...my dog does the same thing when HE hears a dog whistle. dixiegrrrrl Mar 2015 #13
Please go to a Rubio town hall meeting and blow a dog whistle. FSogol Mar 2015 #15
I am truly afraid for 2015 that Republican Pres. candidates will cause me to have sensory overload. gordianot Mar 2015 #6
Yes, at a point the laughter ends, if they steal the election, we are all done. NoJusticeNoPeace Mar 2015 #8
Call the Sparkletts guy Politicalboi Mar 2015 #7
Every time a Republican announces I hear this song, I bet you know the words. Kalidurga Mar 2015 #9
The Klown Kar is going to be bursting at the seams. hifiguy Mar 2015 #10
They'll need a fleet nt LiberalElite Mar 2015 #21
More clowns! More! randome Mar 2015 #11
Do. Not. Forget. Laura PourMeADrink Mar 2015 #16
Was that Rubio? or was it Cruz? dixiegrrrrl Mar 2015 #19
No,... Rubio. Bet C has some too. nt Laura PourMeADrink Mar 2015 #24
Good. This looks like his political career is over. lpbk2713 Mar 2015 #17
What are you talking about? BainsBane Mar 2015 #18
Honey, if lil old me is THAT powerful dixiegrrrrl Mar 2015 #20
I know. I just get superstitious about this sort of thing BainsBane Mar 2015 #22
Well, we know the Republicans will nominate *somebody*. Jim Lane Mar 2015 #25
Awesome! Senator Weaknstupid McThirsty is In It To Win It! hatrack Mar 2015 #23
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