"I'm smoking crawdads, but first I need a little pot."
Buddy: You ever smoke crawdads, Robin Hood? Jethro: Why sure! Buddy: (to Stella) I knew he was on something.
Buddy: Are you Granny? Granny: Yeah. Buddy: You the one who smokes crawdads? Granny: Yeah. How'd ya know? Buddy: Well I heard. Ya got any on ya? Granny: No. Jethro took em all. Jed: That's the boy we's lookin' fer. He dressed like Robin Hood totin' a bow and arrow. He's got a pretty girl, a hound dog, and a ape with him. Buddy: Sounds groovy. How'd he get on that kick? Jane: He means how did it all start? Jed: Well, we was in our castle in England and Jethro went out in his knight suit chasin' dragons through this rose garden. Buddy: Tell me something old timer, do you smoke crawdads? Jed: I have. Buddy: How bout you? Jane: No, not I. Buddy: I'm glad you're driving. Would you drop me off at the Sunset Strip? I've got to tell my friends about this. Jane: Certainly, hop in. Buddy: Thank you. Jed: You're gonna get them to help you look fer Robin Hood, huh? Buddy: Sure Daddy, sure. Tell me Granny, how long since ya smoked a crawdad? Granny: Smoked some this mornin', when we flew in from England. Buddy: Did you use a plane? Granny: Of course. Buddy: I'd like to hear your version of this Robin Hood story. Granny: Well, it really started back at the castle, when that big dragon dog ate Cousin Marcus. Buddy: Get me to the strip baby! I've got to spread the word about Robin Hood and the crawdads!
My favorite episode.
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