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KamaAina

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17. Nope. He's channeling deceased NOLA blogger Ashley Morris

Fri Apr 3, 2015, 06:32 PM

Apr 2015

the inspiration for the John Goodman character on HBO's Treme.

http://ashleymorris.typepad.com/ashley_morris_the_blog/2005/11/fuck_you_you_fu.html

Fuck you you fucking fucks.

I don’t give a damn what the hell you Yankees/Texans do, do it in your own yard, and shut the fuck up. We don’t care what you do, and we don’t want your damned PVC sided beige square houses uglying up our town. Go home, and quit looking at my home as simply a chance to line your wallets.

I’m so glad all you Chicagoans have figured out exactly how to fix New Orleans. Look at your own nasty city and explain why you can’t deal with the snow other than to throw tons of salt on the road, and why you can’t buy a beer for under $5. Fuck you, you fucking fucks.

What about you fucks that don’t want to rebuild NOLA because we’re below sea level. Well, fuckheads, then we shouldn’t have rebuilt that cesspool Chicago after the fire, that Sodom San Francisco after the earthquakes, Miami after endless hurricanes, or New York because it’s a magnet for terrorists.

R.I.P. Ashley.

Disclaimer: I was one of his frequent commenters.

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Fuck you, you fucking fuck. [View all] WilliamPitt Apr 2015 OP

Privileged to be the first to rec krispos42 Apr 2015 #1

Happy to K&R to the greatest... Cali_Democrat Apr 2015 #2

Bravissimo! 3catwoman3 Apr 2015 #3

A righteous rant directed at a most vile piece of shit. bluesbassman Apr 2015 #4

Operative word there is "humans". Rove doesn't make that cut, either. lastlib Apr 2015 #73

Cutting to the chase - Isn't this what we all long for ... 66 dmhlt Apr 2015 #89

Righteous Rant! fredamae Apr 2015 #5

Next time don't hold back so much. -none Apr 2015 #6

Now tell us how you really feel DJ13 Apr 2015 #7

Only the good die young. This verifiable draft dodger doesn't have an imagine in a mirror demosincebirth Apr 2015 #8

You took the words right out of my mouth! world wide wally Apr 2015 #9

Some people are just pure evil marym625 Apr 2015 #10

I predict grave dancing will last for weeks, if not months, TheCowsCameHome Apr 2015 #11

I predict the smell of sulfur breezing across the U.S. and over the Atlantic to Europe and the calimary Apr 2015 #67

Seem to be channeling the Rude Pundit rurallib Apr 2015 #12

Nope. He's channeling deceased NOLA blogger Ashley Morris KamaAina Apr 2015 #17

pestiferous... had to look that up. salin Apr 2015 #13

Normally, I have little use for your threads. This one is an exception. Buzz Clik Apr 2015 #14

Redefinition of WilliamPitt Apr 2015 #20

save some for dubya dick rummy and condi! NRaleighLiberal Apr 2015 #15

I'll say a prayer of thanks when he's gone. Ilsa Apr 2015 #16

You can always invoke the great lawyer Clarence Darrow hifiguy Apr 2015 #27

Classy! MyOwnPeace Apr 2015 #28

A worthy rant to a childman who has wasted his precious life energy creating hatred, fear and Dont call me Shirley Apr 2015 #18

Yes, he has. His legacy is hatred, fear and death. PatrickforO Apr 2015 #42

Rush is worse maindawg Apr 2015 #19

I agree...the far right propagandists whose sewage poison minds.... BlancheSplanchnik Apr 2015 #33

Both of these fat tubs of lard would make a nice bonfire erronis Apr 2015 #46

And then some malaise Apr 2015 #21

Completely agree. The man's a turd, a canned ham, mountain grammy Apr 2015 #22

Turdblossom douggg Apr 2015 #45

Drop him in middle of Baghdad and see how long Rove can survive. TRoN33 Apr 2015 #23

Three out of four isn't bad. TexasTowelie Apr 2015 #24

That, sir, was an epically great rant! hifiguy Apr 2015 #25

Let me buy you a beer GeoWilliam750 Apr 2015 #26

Karl Rove is the lowest. Enthusiast Apr 2015 #29

Even the other scum-sucking shitweasels hifiguy Apr 2015 #34

Yeah! DOWN with the scum-sucking shitweasels! PatrickforO Apr 2015 #40

Maybe, but let's have a contest - add in Norquist, Cheney perhaps? erronis Apr 2015 #48

They have one rabid weasel after another. Enthusiast Apr 2015 #75

Hear, hear! Thanks for the righteous rant. I concur. onecaliberal Apr 2015 #30

Your post went over my head. Glassunion Apr 2015 #31

Awesome rant. cilla4progress Apr 2015 #32

He is a real slime bucket. Pocahontas? WTF? That's Senator to you, TurdBlossom. mnhtnbb Apr 2015 #35

C'mon, W.P., show some real anger here! liam_laddie Apr 2015 #36

As well as his neocon buddies. 47of74 Apr 2015 #37

William, I LIKE your STYLE. PatrickforO Apr 2015 #38

Karl Rove, Dick Cheney, and George W. Bush - three of the four horsemen. Initech Apr 2015 #39

Piss on Karl Rove's grave? I'm not standing in line THAT long! Scuba Apr 2015 #41

Bra-Fucking-Vo !!! WillyT Apr 2015 #43

How is Rove even still alive? Laffy Kat Apr 2015 #44

The undead seem to live forever. hifiguy Apr 2015 #49

remember when they were telling us cheney was close to death, needed a transplant or ND-Dem Apr 2015 #60

You are so mstinamotorcity2 Apr 2015 #47

Yes, he really is a loathesome creature. n/t MerryBlooms Apr 2015 #50

Amen! chillfactor Apr 2015 #51

Nothing worse than a chicken hawk who loves to send others to fight and die B Calm Apr 2015 #52

Too many of those Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Apr 2015 #72

PLEASE NOTE: GREATEST internet forum post in the history of the internet SunDrop23 Apr 2015 #53

I do not disagree with you. Hissyspit Apr 2015 #58

But tell me how you really feel about KKKarl still_one Apr 2015 #54

K&R'ed a thread of this subject this morning, but this sentiment cannot bullwinkle428 Apr 2015 #55

k&r... spanone Apr 2015 #56

... Spitfire of ATJ Apr 2015 #57

You are being too nice. Hissyspit Apr 2015 #59

Yes, Will is getting soft. BeanMusical Apr 2015 #86

Rove Turbineguy Apr 2015 #61

I'm ashamed to be from the same species cwydro Apr 2015 #62

I am SO saving this............... raven mad Apr 2015 #63

Scum of the earth florida08 Apr 2015 #64

K&R...Thanks for posting, WilliamPitt red dog 1 Apr 2015 #65

Don't hold back, it is not good for you to keep it bottled up. LiberalArkie Apr 2015 #66

Come on, Will! Don't hold back! This is no time for lady-like manners! 1monster Apr 2015 #68

I read the part about asparagus and Gatorade, and I thought... is he going where I think he's going? ClusterFreak Apr 2015 #69

I want to copy and paste that on my new spring tee shirt. My I have your permission? nt Snotcicles Apr 2015 #70

Feel free. WilliamPitt Apr 2015 #78

Some times I am so torn. A good Christian should probably forgive Mr. Rove rhett o rick Apr 2015 #71

You have a way with words - in a good way... LiberalElite Apr 2015 #74

Rove should have been jailed back in the early 70s for his work on Segretti's Dirty Tricksters. Too KingCharlemagne Apr 2015 #76

rove was around to be able to determine certainot Apr 2015 #82

Hell, WilliamPitt Thespian2 Apr 2015 #77

War = Profit blkmusclmachine Apr 2015 #79

A perfect tribute to the evil bag of pus. GoneFishin Apr 2015 #80

rove would be just another hack if it wasn't for rw radio certainot Apr 2015 #81

"Your soul is a vat of pus". Zorra Apr 2015 #83

KICK ASS WILL PITT!!!! tokenlib Apr 2015 #84

Have to agree with you, Mr. Pitt... KansDem Apr 2015 #85

I'll arm wrestle you for the first piss... gregcrawford Apr 2015 #87

I used the words shit and crap against someone tomsaiditagain Apr 2015 #88

Surprise, Surprise. And I'd thought it was all about WMD's! Zambero Apr 2015 #90

And he called Elizabeth Warren "Pocahontas"?! tblue Apr 2015 #91

The Native American Ancestry "scandal." treestar Apr 2015 #100

rove would have fit in perfectly heaven05 Apr 2015 #92

nicely put heaven05 Apr 2015 #93

Yeah! Rove is a real piece-of-shit used car salesman...nt SidDithers Apr 2015 #94

You are lower than whale shit at the bottom of the Marianas Trench. StarzGuy Apr 2015 #95

and yet the military continues to vote for repugs samsingh Apr 2015 #96

^^THIS^^...nt freebrew Apr 2015 #97

The author needs to apologize to pus. Vinca Apr 2015 #98

He really is a fucking fuck treestar Apr 2015 #99

Here here. I only take issue with you WP to the extent your post insults all those fucking fucks out there by comparing them to Karl Rove. InAbLuEsTaTe Apr 2015 #101

A modern day pilgrimage. rickford66 Apr 2015 #102

What should we expect from a pig, but a grunt? MrMickeysMom Apr 2015 #103

If he was a human, he'd have to commit suicide now. Elmer S. E. Dump Apr 2015 #104

With apologies to Dr. Seuss Art_from_Ark Apr 2015 #105