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guillaumeb

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7. Jesus, being a North African Jew,

Fri Apr 3, 2015, 10:08 PM

Apr 2015

was in all likelihood dark skinned and curly haired, not the blond, German looking guy that is depicted in books. Do not tell the Tea Party that.

Loved the line about whites not getting served in 2065 Indiana

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Jon Stewart on the rampant oppression and persecution of Christians in this country ... [View all] napkinz Apr 2015 OP

Brilliant quotes from John Stewart! sheshe2 Apr 2015 #1

hey sheshe napkinz Apr 2015 #2

When the majority of Christians ..... maindawg Apr 2015 #3

Jesus, being a North African Jew, guillaumeb Apr 2015 #7

Jesus was a blue eyed blond. I know 'cause I saw his picture at Sunday School. Shrike47 Apr 2015 #27

Yeah, but I always wondered why they didn't depict him with a crew cut. nm rhett o rick Apr 2015 #31

Yeah, same here, they had big portraits of him, always the same. n/t RKP5637 Apr 2015 #52

not an actual quote (but one could easily believe it to be so) napkinz Apr 2015 #56

Warren Beatty said that in the movie "Bulworth" Manifestor_of_Light Apr 2015 #63

Gotta love Jon Stewart. Curmudgeoness Apr 2015 #4

the actual war... napkinz Apr 2015 #12

K&R. JDPriestly Apr 2015 #5

Now there's a man I could vote for for president with a glad heart. Jester Messiah Apr 2015 #6

Is there a movement yet? FlaGatorJD Apr 2015 #30

The Catskills resort became a jewish holiday destination in the fifties because as late as the Monk06 Apr 2015 #8

"THEIR America" is the one that tried to secede ... eppur_se_muova Apr 2015 #11

Jon Stewart is great on the war on christianity Gothmog Apr 2015 #9

There are still Christians "spreading the word" as if nobody has heard the story. Spitfire of ATJ Apr 2015 #10

I'm with Jon especially the first one- Not a Christian but it's really hard to see the "persecution" Cha Apr 2015 #13

"but it's really hard to see the 'persecution'"... Ted Cruz sees it napkinz Apr 2015 #17

ted cruz whines a lot about nothing Cha Apr 2015 #20

"family values" napkinz Apr 2015 #22

that will be news to hate fueled ted.. that's his bread and butter Cha Apr 2015 #23

bread and butter ... green eggs and ham :) napkinz Apr 2015 #50

Senator Stupid is running scared.. Cha Apr 2015 #51

his constituents do like Obamacare, they do! :) napkinz Apr 2015 #53

Wow, perfect lead in to a perfect answer! Thank you, napkinz~ Cha Apr 2015 #54

Uh... RecoveringJournalist Apr 2015 #40

That's because 2naSalit Apr 2015 #26

Dunning�Kruger effect - unskilled individuals suffer from illusory superiority... erronis Apr 2015 #33

FOX News viewers -- "They are so stupid that they have no idea how stupid they are." napkinz Apr 2015 #34

Ah yes, I don't remember it well... (Gigi?) erronis Apr 2015 #38

one explanation from an old article ... napkinz Apr 2015 #42

K&R for Jon Stewart! Thanks for posting this, napkinz... Ghost in the Machine Apr 2015 #14

Well played sir..Well played. Lucky Luciano Apr 2015 #19

"they RAN back to their van and hauled ass" napkinz Apr 2015 #21

My nephew and his roommates did something similar... Contrary1 Apr 2015 #32

K&R! This post should have hundreds of recommendations! Enthusiast Apr 2015 #15

thanks Enthusiast napkinz Apr 2015 #24

Yet The Remarkable Irony Is... Laxman Apr 2015 #16

"similarities between their demand for a Christian state & the Muslims they condemn for taking same" napkinz Apr 2015 #25

perfect for posting as responses on Facebook KittyWampus Apr 2015 #18

If only he could wait one more year NewJeffCT Apr 2015 #28

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The real war is on people who don't believe in god nor do they believe in religion. RoccoR5955 Apr 2015 #29

"I am practicing clergy of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster" ... thank God! :) napkinz Apr 2015 #62

Dang....Jon has always been soooo cute Stellar Apr 2015 #36

How do I love Jon? Let me count the ways.... Hekate Apr 2015 #37

soon we'll be singing ... napkinz Apr 2015 #47

Funny you should mention it while they're getting slaughtered whathehell Apr 2015 #39

It seems to me that when the right wing in America LiberalElite Apr 2015 #41

The idea that they are persecuted in this country is ridiculous.. whathehell Apr 2015 #49

Honestly romanic Apr 2015 #57

when you think about it, does the right-wing actually care about all Christians in THIS country? napkinz Apr 2015 #58

This message was self-deleted by its author napkinz Apr 2015 #45

No shit, Sherlock whathehell Apr 2015 #46

edited response ... napkinz Apr 2015 #48

Christians want it all. 100%. The whole enchilada. The only voice at the table. Delusional liars. blkmusclmachine Apr 2015 #43

Image URL: https://whyjesusblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/christianoppressionpie.png blkmusclmachine Apr 2015 #44

Stewart meme using a similar graphic ... napkinz Apr 2015 #55

updated April 5, 2015 nt napkinz Apr 2015 #59

320,000 Christian Churches in America... SomethingFishy Apr 2015 #60

what scripture -- or script -- is he following? Loathe Thy Neighbor? napkinz Apr 2015 #61