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jmowreader

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67. They don't need to melt the whole thing down
Sun Apr 5, 2015, 03:56 PM
Apr 2015

I know a sculptor named Terry Lee (who made six of these statues...

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Terry explained to me how bronze statues are made.

First, build a wire armature that roughly conforms to the shape of the statue. Then cover it with modeling wax and form what you think is the final design of the statue.

Next comes the hard part: Everyone who's got even a little say in the statue has to approve it. (The people who approved the Lucy Ball statue seem to have been hitting on the Vitameatavegamin a bit too hard, but that's an issue for another time.) Figure on this taking two to three months and you having to re-carve a LOT of your statue, especially the face.

Eventually everyone will be happy with your statue. You then crate it, put the crate and another 100 pounds of modeling wax in a truck, and drive the truck to the foundry. When you get it to the foundry, you peel off the crate and patch any damage the statue may have suffered in transit. You have to take photos of the statue at the foundry and send them to its patrons for a very last approval, or the patrons may go to the foundry and check it again.

Then comes the fun part: the foundry cuts your statue into many pieces. (His latest piece is a construction worker, which was cut into fifty pieces.) Each one is made into a mold, the molds are all cast in bronze, and then the pieces are welded together to return the statue to its original form. Then it's aged and varnished before shipping to the customer.

What they should do with this piece is to remove it from view, make a new head that looks like Lucy, change the heads and refinish the statue. Cheaper than a whole new statue and much more effective.

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That truly is ... AWFUL. MADem Apr 2015 #1
or Humphrey Bogart. That thing needs to go. n/t Avalux Apr 2015 #3
I say RECYCLE!!! Melt that mess down and try again! MADem Apr 2015 #5
Oh dear heavens that's a great clip! Avalux Apr 2015 #11
It's one of my favorites! nt MADem Apr 2015 #12
This is one of mine... Avalux Apr 2015 #14
Hilarious!!! Those were the "post-Ricky" years but she was still bringing it home! nt MADem Apr 2015 #19
Eons ago, I saw Lucy interviewed and she said this was her personal favorite episode nt DawgHouse Apr 2015 #46
It must have been a load of fun to do...! nt MADem Apr 2015 #55
They don't need to melt the whole thing down jmowreader Apr 2015 #67
yes, a new head would do the trick Liberal_in_LA Apr 2015 #70
Even the figure is off the mark, and those HANDS look like a longshoreman's!!!! MADem Apr 2015 #71
This is other work by dave poulin. He's not so good with the faces. Does those outside bronzes Liberal_in_LA Apr 2015 #9
He should stick with unknowns--the faces are proportional and so forth, but that Lucy doesn't look MADem Apr 2015 #10
Well, like Colbert once said about the Jesus portrait "refurbisher"... Frank Cannon Apr 2015 #45
Even tarnishing and pigeon shit won't save it. Warpy Apr 2015 #26
Ha ha ha!!!!!! MADem Apr 2015 #33
Hideous. MerryBlooms Apr 2015 #2
Very bad 'art' & horrible depiction of Lucy. She was a stunner, esp. in the 1930s before the TV show appalachiablue Apr 2015 #4
yes, pic below for the young uns Liberal_in_LA Apr 2015 #7
Was this designed by that woman in Italy?? RockaFowler Apr 2015 #6
WTH, that is truly insulting to a very lovely person. nt UtahLib Apr 2015 #8
Ugh .... that truly sucks etherealtruth Apr 2015 #13
It's from that episode where Eleanor Roosevelt played Lucy... JHB Apr 2015 #15
It's horrible! vankuria Apr 2015 #16
Does not look like her treestar Apr 2015 #17
that is a horrible depiction of her nt steve2470 Apr 2015 #18
Wtf? That is just bizarre!... TeeYiYi Apr 2015 #20
Looks like Willem Dafoe! cwydro Apr 2015 #21
Actually, it does kind of look like Lucy... TeeYiYi Apr 2015 #23
!!!!!!! BlueJazz Apr 2015 #31
HA! cwydro Apr 2015 #65
It does look like Willem Dafoe! Quantess Apr 2015 #42
With Paulie Walnuts hair VScott Apr 2015 #63
Absolutely horrid! Hideous! Repulsive! southerncrone Apr 2015 #30
Reminds me of Romney from this view... TreasonousBastard Apr 2015 #32
It looks like a Robert Crumb cartoon done in 3d as a bronze. KittyWampus Apr 2015 #40
The artist confused the characters, I think. LiberalAndProud Apr 2015 #44
Or melded them. n/t Gormy Cuss Apr 2015 #50
Doesn't look like her at all! nt DawgHouse Apr 2015 #47
Looks more like Howdy-Doody than Lucille Ball to me... n/t Ron Obvious Apr 2015 #64
Simply hideous SickOfTheOnePct Apr 2015 #22
Self-delete. nt tblue37 Apr 2015 #24
I don't know who that statue is supposed to be, but it looks nothing like Lucille Ball. nt Rex Apr 2015 #25
I wouldn't want to bump into that on a dark night! Scootaloo Apr 2015 #27
That would scare little children. lpbk2713 Apr 2015 #28
How ugly! It doesn't look like her at all! n/t RKP5637 Apr 2015 #29
There is no one who would recognize that as Lucy ripcord Apr 2015 #34
I don't know if I would call the bronz ugly, Jenoch Apr 2015 #35
Oh dear. Bobbie Jo Apr 2015 #36
Reminds me of a human/evil rabbit hybrid. NBachers Apr 2015 #37
this is Spanish-Passion-painting-restoration bad MisterP Apr 2015 #38
Just so wrong. suffragette Apr 2015 #39
Isn't that Steve Buscemi's mom? Cooley Hurd Apr 2015 #41
I love AV Club's take on it: Cooley Hurd Apr 2015 #43
so glad I clicked back to this thread. That take on the sculpture is hilarious! KittyWampus Apr 2015 #49
Is the statue suppose to look like Lucille Ball? B Calm Apr 2015 #48
I can't believe it was done in 2009 and six years later the campaign yeoman6987 Apr 2015 #51
He gets the eyelashes right Liberal_in_LA Apr 2015 #59
Definitely looks like Eleanor Roosevelt. HERVEPA Apr 2015 #52
If I saw this without the caption/story, Lucille Ball would not even be on logosoco Apr 2015 #53
and to think- i know many actually good artists who cant catch a break. mopinko Apr 2015 #54
Kearney and Jimbo, please pick up the nearest white courtesy telephone. Brother Buzz Apr 2015 #56
What the hell accounts for such a travesty? Paladin Apr 2015 #57
the artist. that is his style Liberal_in_LA Apr 2015 #58
I hope he has a day job. Something not involving hot metals. Paladin Apr 2015 #61
his day job is covering the world with his statues. lol Liberal_in_LA Apr 2015 #62
This ugly statue needs to be melted down and recycled Pooka Fey Apr 2015 #60
here is a better statue of her, in Palms springs Liberal_in_LA Apr 2015 #66
Wait...that's not a Cenobite? Katashi_itto Apr 2015 #68
Somebody's got some 'splaining to do! Tom Ripley Apr 2015 #69
It's just so ridiculous! WorseBeforeBetter Apr 2015 #72
update! Sculptor of 'scary' Lucille Ball statue is 'heartsick,' says he'll fix it Liberal_in_LA Apr 2015 #73
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