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Octafish

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12. Alien Sex 101, The Antonio Villas Boas Account

Reply to left-of-center2012 (Original post)

Sat Apr 11, 2015, 09:31 AM

Apr 2015

In 1957... Antonio was ploughing a field on the family farm when the engine of his tractor cut out; at the same time, an object with purple lights descended from the sky. Humanoids in spacesuits emerged from the object and took him into their craft, subjecting him to what seemed like a medical examination....

http://www.ufocasebook.com/aliensex101.html

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Lumberjack slept with space alien [View all] left-of-center2012 Apr 2015 OP

Don't knock 6-fingered women until you've tried it. n/t lumberjack_jeff Apr 2015 #1

Also braided thigh hair - that's a nice touch. Yo_Mama Apr 2015 #14

Did someone say snu-snu? Scootaloo Apr 2015 #2

am coast to coast juxtaposed Apr 2015 #3

sounds legit Kalidurga Apr 2015 #4

I swore off alcohol after a similar escapade MannyGoldstein Apr 2015 #5

I'll have whatever he's having... thecrow Apr 2015 #6

I can keep an open mind about aliens, even braided thigh hair but Chinese Lumberjack ? Come on !! Monk06 Apr 2015 #7

might be thinking of the Monty Python lumberjacks... CTyankee Apr 2015 #13

I think James Cameron made a movie lovemydog Apr 2015 #8

I'd say he had some really BAD Chinese food.... steve2470 Apr 2015 #9

Damn good writing, exceeds most PWP. n/t freshwest Apr 2015 #10

Bill O'Reilly left-of-center2012 Apr 2015 #11

Alien Sex 101, The Antonio Villas Boas Account Octafish Apr 2015 #12

Un-Locking MineralMan Apr 2015 #15

Why was it locked? left-of-center2012 Apr 2015 #17

From looking at the edit history, here's the original explanation Electric Monk Apr 2015 #22

bump nt steve2470 Apr 2015 #16

Thaks for sharing, fascinating article nadinbrzezinski Apr 2015 #18

Hey!!! PCIntern Apr 2015 #20

Hey there too nadinbrzezinski Apr 2015 #21

When the Dragon chases you seveneyes Apr 2015 #19

"I asked him to draw the creature, and" he drew the Michelin Man? Quackers Apr 2015 #23