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Fri Apr 17, 2015, 09:48 AM

Apr 2015

I don't remember your ass doing any tricks

Then I spend alone time.......
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Maybe we should have a mayonnaise group [View all] NuclearDem Apr 2015 OP

Cool-whip vs. whipped cream...that's the real crime here nobody is talking about. n/t CincyDem Apr 2015 #1

And why people put so much emphasis on the H. NuclearDem Apr 2015 #3

Hwip ballabosh Apr 2015 #164

Recommended. H2O Man Apr 2015 #2

Kind of hard to have egg salad without mustard though think Apr 2015 #27

Try it with grapeseed oil Vegenaise. forest444 Apr 2015 #73

This message was self-deleted by its author 1000words Apr 2015 #4

I don't hate mustard. I have a lot of friends who use mustard. NuclearDem Apr 2015 #14

How would you feel H2O Man Apr 2015 #17

I think I saw that on an episode of the Gulden Girls pinboy3niner Apr 2015 #19

I thought it was on Married Whip Children. NuclearDem Apr 2015 #21

The semenal script was Michael Jackson's 'Beat It' video pinboy3niner Apr 2015 #28

Oh awoke_in_2003 Apr 2015 #155

lol Renew Deal Apr 2015 #138

This message was self-deleted by its author 1000words Apr 2015 #20

I thought they were supposed to register when they move to a new neighborhood. NuclearDem Apr 2015 #23

They just have to visit the neighbors to give their condiments pinboy3niner Apr 2015 #32

I got no problem G_j Apr 2015 #100

AUTOMATED MESSAGE: Results of your Jury Service Reter Apr 2015 #140

It's about time juries started standing up for mayo rights. NuclearDem Apr 2015 #142

I'd hate to be as obtuse as #3 and #7 treestar Apr 2015 #179

It's no joke when you alert for fun Reter Apr 2015 #195

But that was clearly part of the joke of this thread treestar Apr 2015 #196

What about ketchup? marle35 Apr 2015 #30

This message was self-deleted by its author 1000words Apr 2015 #34

Oh now you have done it. zeemike Apr 2015 #92

Worst food rule ever marle35 Apr 2015 #162

Myself I don't abide by any food rules. zeemike Apr 2015 #165

There is only one true spelling awoke_in_2003 Apr 2015 #156

Hmmm. A Mayo Group. What do you have in mind, specifically? libdem4life Apr 2015 #5

A place where fans of mayo can escape the hate. NuclearDem Apr 2015 #10

Swear, I never tasted Mayo until I was on my own. I bought it by mistake or something. libdem4life Apr 2015 #26

A place for healing customerserviceguy Apr 2015 #48

That's what I love about this site...all the really smart asses...very Kunning and Krafty. libdem4life Apr 2015 #56

May have to Duke it out unc70 Apr 2015 #90

That sounds like Hell, mans. nt pinboy3niner Apr 2015 #94

Like I tell my lady customerserviceguy Apr 2015 #101

I always use SwampG8r Apr 2015 #141

Winner! 840high Apr 2015 #80

Who's taking bets on this and what's the spread? pinboy3niner Apr 2015 #52

Yea, to win would take a Miracle. libdem4life Apr 2015 #59

Bernaise sauce, too! greatauntoftriplets Apr 2015 #6

Don't be saucy with me pipi_k Apr 2015 #66

You beat me to it! xfundy Apr 2015 #88

LOL! greatauntoftriplets Apr 2015 #123

"Don't get saucy with me, Bearnaise." xfundy Apr 2015 #84

Love that both of you posted that! greatauntoftriplets Apr 2015 #124

Whole Nine Yards... Mayonnaise Xipe Totec Apr 2015 #7

I support a purge of people who like miracle whip. Their presence is unconscionable in any context Scootaloo Apr 2015 #8

This ain't H2O Man Apr 2015 #9

Seriously though, that stuff is just awful. Scootaloo Apr 2015 #24

Yep. It's awful. H2O Man Apr 2015 #41

It's good when you grow up with it. Ed Suspicious Apr 2015 #77

Get rid of those MINOs. NuclearDem Apr 2015 #11

Miracle Whip & Peanut Butter sandwiches. underahedgerow Apr 2015 #91

Even a seagull wouldn't eat that n/t Scootaloo Apr 2015 #96

And bananas! Cruel parents here also. Didn't have real mayo until high school, at which point I fell Stardust Apr 2015 #114

Right? Peanut butter & banana don't work with real mayo, ONLY Miracle Whip. underahedgerow Apr 2015 #117

Miracle Whip only works on a sanwich with tomatoes in it.... marble falls Apr 2015 #197

Finally a voice of reason. Renew Deal Apr 2015 #139

There really should not be any such people on DU treestar Apr 2015 #180

A group for dressing down imposters? pinboy3niner Apr 2015 #12

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F**K MIRACLE WHIP! JaneyVee Apr 2015 #13

It can call itself mayonnaise all it wants NuclearDem Apr 2015 #16

IMO, more like pipi_k Apr 2015 #69

Surprisingly, 'Miracle Whip' tested better than your suggested brand name pinboy3niner Apr 2015 #70

Well, to be fair... pipi_k Apr 2015 #135

With Pumpkins RandiFan1290 Apr 2015 #18

Awesome song. Awesome album. Tommy_Carcetti Apr 2015 #173

I insist that a Fried Chicken group be created first!!!! n/t winter is coming Apr 2015 #22

If it can contain all the chicken threads, fine. NuclearDem Apr 2015 #25

Only if everyone agrees that I make the best fried chicken in the world BrotherIvan Apr 2015 #115

I'll bring the cornflakes. nt msanthrope Apr 2015 #175

I'm conflicted. I agree that miracle whip (gak!) is an abomination, but scarletwoman Apr 2015 #29

How about a taste of Honey seveneyes Apr 2015 #31

I wish I could K&R a reply Xipe Totec Apr 2015 #33

Innocence amplified seveneyes Apr 2015 #35

Tupelo Honey Xipe Totec Apr 2015 #38

Don't pull that 'Hollier than thou' crap! pinboy3niner Apr 2015 #36

Speaking through trumpet playing lips seveneyes Apr 2015 #37

Upon one stone shall be seven eyes: Xipe Totec Apr 2015 #44

Sometimes you find interesting things in places you don't expect to see them. zeemike Apr 2015 #99

I made some home made mayonnaise for the first time today. world wide wally Apr 2015 #39

Hey, we could make a movie mindwalker_i Apr 2015 #40

At the risk of getting banned, I'd like to say... Oneironaut Apr 2015 #42

You're officially blocked from our glorious mayonnaise group. NuclearDem Apr 2015 #43

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Yes, it's a miracle you're not whipped. n/t customerserviceguy Apr 2015 #50

Mashed avocado spread on bread is tastier kentauros Apr 2015 #45

You go third-condiment, you're dead to me. NuclearDem Apr 2015 #47

Okay, fourth condiment then: kentauros Apr 2015 #49

Even better - an overripe banana spread on hot toast xfundy Apr 2015 #93

I recently discovered the deliciousness of kentauros Apr 2015 #97

To my chagrin, I learned that the best mayonnaise does not, in fact, come from the Mayo Clinic pinboy3niner Apr 2015 #46

What about County Mayo? greatauntoftriplets Apr 2015 #143

I'm Irish, so when I use mayo I always put back the Cork pinboy3niner Apr 2015 #167

Wexford! greatauntoftriplets Apr 2015 #178

We may be related pinboy3niner Apr 2015 #183

Cousin! greatauntoftriplets Apr 2015 #184

Hi, cousin! pinboy3niner Apr 2015 #186

I grew up on the Far North Side. greatauntoftriplets Apr 2015 #188

I was born on the South side pinboy3niner Apr 2015 #189

I was born at St. Francis Hospital in Evanston. greatauntoftriplets Apr 2015 #190

I still remember the smell of the stockyards from Bridgeport, lol pinboy3niner Apr 2015 #191

I remember visiting the Stockyards. greatauntoftriplets Apr 2015 #192

I remember going to a lake in Wisconsin pinboy3niner Apr 2015 #193

LOL. Part of learning what's appropriate and what is not. greatauntoftriplets Apr 2015 #194

DRAFT AIOLI NOW!! Phentex Apr 2015 #53

Elitist! You probably put it on arugula. nt msanthrope Apr 2015 #176

Imported organic! Phentex Apr 2015 #187

Japanese mayonnaise. Bonobo Apr 2015 #54

What's in it? eShirl Apr 2015 #125

I hated store-bought mayonnaise until I tasted Kewpie mayo. betsuni Apr 2015 #168

I hated "mayo" until I was in my 30s Ruby the Liberal Apr 2015 #55

A protected, safe group with a stock ban message... pinboy3niner Apr 2015 #57

Blue Plate vs Hellmann's vs homemade. Discuss amongst yourselves. YOHABLO Apr 2015 #58

I prefer Duke's stage left Apr 2015 #89

Oh no House of Roberts Apr 2015 #60

I've tried all day to work "bodacious" into a reply to that. Obviously, I failed. nt Buns_of_Fire Apr 2015 #159

Not a bad idea. Turbineguy Apr 2015 #61

"Just Mayo" the vegan stuff that's the best. mucifer Apr 2015 #62

I've yet to try a good, eggless "mayonaise," eShirl Apr 2015 #127

Am I the only one who likes Miracle Whip? Poiuyt Apr 2015 #63

I can eat Miracle Whip with no problem. But I looooove mayo! arcane1 Apr 2015 #65

This message was self-deleted by its author 1000words Apr 2015 #67

No, my mother does customerserviceguy Apr 2015 #103

The Mayo Purists can't handle the piquant glory of Miracle Whip. WorseBeforeBetter Apr 2015 #181

You're a sell out to the condiment industry BainsBane Apr 2015 #64

That's spreading it on a little thick, don't you think? pinboy3niner Apr 2015 #68

You relish this kind of thing Warren DeMontague Apr 2015 #106

You might say I'm a glutton for punishment pinboy3niner Apr 2015 #110

Now that Kroger makes those, he's a Koch lackey, too. n/t freshwest Apr 2015 #78

Now the pieces are starting to come together BainsBane Apr 2015 #102

Muahaha! freshwest Apr 2015 #112

I don't taste mayo. To me they are all just condiments. jobycom Apr 2015 #71

Wow, you really think we're living in a post-condiment country. NuclearDem Apr 2015 #72

I agree. All condiments are the same. betsuni Apr 2015 #75

Gross Action_Patrol Apr 2015 #74

Spread cake on your BLT and then tell us awoke_in_2003 Apr 2015 #158

Hahaha Action_Patrol Apr 2015 #166

Great idea Cinco de Mayo is coming up Kalidurga Apr 2015 #76

And notice that there's no Cinco de Miracle Whip pinboy3niner Apr 2015 #83

Oh, I'm sooo going to use that! n/t customerserviceguy Apr 2015 #105

So is Syttende Mayo! betsuni Apr 2015 #85

Indeed. The May 5 holiday that commemorates the 500 cases Buns_of_Fire Apr 2015 #126

It was a sad day Kalidurga Apr 2015 #130

"I LIKE mayonaise..." FailureToCommunicate Apr 2015 #79

K&R. A safe haven. JDPriestly Apr 2015 #81

I believe in making safe sandwiches justhanginon Apr 2015 #82

I like to get stoned and smear mayo all over myself. NightWatcher Apr 2015 #86

Oh shit, I like Miracle Whip zeemike Apr 2015 #87

When they try to separate, and they will, you will need to stir things up. n/t jtuck004 Apr 2015 #95

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DAMMIT Warren DeMontague Apr 2015 #104

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BRAVEHEART!!!!! pinboy3niner Apr 2015 #113

Hell,man! NO! lastlib Apr 2015 #107

French Fries with mayonnaise is pure heaven. Yeah I know it's a Australian thing but try it and... BlueJazz Apr 2015 #109

Backup and hand me the malt vinegar :) Aerows Apr 2015 #119

Mix in some fresh horse radish and I am down with that. yellowcanine Apr 2015 #150

Mary's artisanal mayo? applegrove Apr 2015 #111

Fuck mayo & mustard, it's KC Masterpiece all da way!!! Jamaal510 Apr 2015 #116

I'm out Aerows Apr 2015 #118

Hillary Gump agrees with you DFW Apr 2015 #120

I'm just tired of all the smear campaigns. (n/t) thesquanderer Apr 2015 #121

Bring out the Hellmans and bring out the best! boston bean Apr 2015 #122

It's Oveur pintobean Apr 2015 #128

In ok with that as long as you're not a host Renew Deal Apr 2015 #129

You Mayo people need a clinic, not a group! kwassa Apr 2015 #131

I know who should be the host Capt. Obvious Apr 2015 #132

Chuggo's Law. Tommy_Carcetti Apr 2015 #174

Fluff, for the win... SidDithers Apr 2015 #133

Are you trying to kill people on warfarin?? ScreamingMeemie Apr 2015 #134

Would discussion about Just Mayo be permitted? Renew Deal Apr 2015 #136

Of course it is. NuclearDem Apr 2015 #144

MIRCALE WHIP FOREVER, MAYONNAISE TASTES LIKE WARM CAT VOMIT! Rex Apr 2015 #137

I am curious how someone would know that uppityperson Apr 2015 #145

Sometimes the fridge is empty and you just can't be bothered to go to the store. NuclearDem Apr 2015 #146

What about Grandma's Lime Cabbage Jell-O with olives and Miracle Whip? yellowcanine Apr 2015 #147

That is a warcrime. nt msanthrope Apr 2015 #177

Who leaves a thread like this out all day without expecting it to go bad? bluedigger Apr 2015 #148

Miracle Whip is a "mayonaise product" brought to you by Kraft Foods, the "cheese product" people. yellowcanine Apr 2015 #149

Now that's a little extreme matt819 Apr 2015 #151

Then we need one for people who don't like mayonnaise. liberal N proud Apr 2015 #152

Damn! This is one of the most popular topics ever! Kablooie Apr 2015 #153

I want a Hellman's Lite group LiberalEsto Apr 2015 #154

YOU will get this joke hifiguy Apr 2015 #157

... NuclearDem Apr 2015 #160

Definitely 20% cooler. hifiguy Apr 2015 #161

No one has mentioned baconnaise? zappaman Apr 2015 #163

What kind of idiot would adulterate bacon? pinboy3niner Apr 2015 #169

Then we'd have to have an Anti-Mayonnaisse Group. Cha Apr 2015 #170

No carbs in mayonnaise! B Calm Apr 2015 #171

Chuggo approves this message. Tommy_Carcetti Apr 2015 #172

I'm ready for mayonnaise. CentralMass Apr 2015 #182

Can Mayonnaise Treat Head Lice? Yes pintobean Apr 2015 #185