Fox News Reports: France Joins America in Electing Socialist President [View all]
Two Comrades to Merge into ‘Obamalande,’ Says Hannity
PARIS (The Borowitz Report) – The Fox News Channel reported today that French voters have followed in the footsteps of their American counterparts by electing an openly Socialist man to the office of President.
According to Fox host Sean Hannity, the two Socialist Presidents, Francois Hollande and Barack Obama, are expected to work closely together because they share a common goal: “To make each of their countries the best possible version of France.”
Mr. Hannity said that he anticipates the two comrades to eventually merge into one transatlantic Socialist super-president called “Obamalande.”
“Remember, these two brothers-in-arms share a lot in common, besides being flaming Socialists,” he said. “They were both born outside the United States.”
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