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jmowreader

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33. My dad got the best one

Fri Apr 24, 2015, 06:48 PM

Apr 2015

The scammer called the house. My dad answered it.

"Hi dad? This is your son-in-law. I was riding my motorcycle in Toronto and got arrested. I'm in jail right now."

Dad comes back, "is this Floyd?" Well, of course it was Floyd.

This would have been an acceptable scam except for four little problems...

Floyd doesn't have a Bangalore accent.
Floyd hasn't owned a motorcycle in six years.
The REASON Floyd hasn't owned a motorcycle is he's now legally blind.
And Floyd was sitting in Dad's living room.

So Dad, without lowering the phone, yelled at the top of his lungs,
"Hey Floyd!"
'Yeah?'
"Are you in jail in Toronto?"

"Floyd" hasn't called back.

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The phony computer security people just called me. [View all] hobbit709 Apr 2015 OP

I got one of those six months ago nadinbrzezinski Apr 2015 #1

Just fixed my brother's lap top with a registry 333 error. TexasTowelie Apr 2015 #2

Strange. . . BigDemVoter Apr 2015 #71

On American Greed, TV show, they had a program this past week that discussed the first group truedelphi Apr 2015 #3

I tell them I don't have a computer. emulatorloo Apr 2015 #4

I tell those fake IRS folks melm00se Apr 2015 #37

Excellent! emulatorloo Apr 2015 #44

Good one. elleng Apr 2015 #53

I got a message on my machine ballabosh Apr 2015 #59

Fake IRS? BigDemVoter Apr 2015 #72

yup melm00se Apr 2015 #73

A lot of scams these days. Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Apr 2015 #5

They keep calling here Betty88 Apr 2015 #6

Keep doing it ballabosh Apr 2015 #60

I like to pretend I'm old, and hard of hearing LordGlenconner Apr 2015 #7

Good move SCantiGOP Apr 2015 #11

Or hand the phone to the nearest Politicalboi Apr 2015 #27

I have the same Indian sounding fellow call me every three weeks ChairmanAgnostic Apr 2015 #8

Whatever you do, do not call the guy 'Apu' and recommend he go suck off a squishy machine. Scurrilous Apr 2015 #17

I ask, "Which cpmputer has the problem?" AwakeAtLast Apr 2015 #66

Got one the other day, didn't pipi_k Apr 2015 #9

Have Fun HassleCat Apr 2015 #10

I got a call yesterday 2naSalit Apr 2015 #12

Anything legal (including tax-related) kentauros Apr 2015 #16

Indeed... 2naSalit Apr 2015 #18

I'm sorry to hear about the spider poisoning. kentauros Apr 2015 #22

Oh, I'm fine 2naSalit Apr 2015 #24

Oh, that's such a lousy thing to go through! kentauros Apr 2015 #46

LOL!! 2naSalit Apr 2015 #48

Oh, that sucks about an allergy to mint. kentauros Apr 2015 #50

Cool! and thank you!! 2naSalit Apr 2015 #67

I didn't know that about remedies being nearby to the toxic substance. kentauros Apr 2015 #68

LOL 2naSalit Apr 2015 #69

My insomnia today is related to being so bored at work kentauros Apr 2015 #70

Post the number so we can troll them unmercifully Taitertots Apr 2015 #26

I Googled it too 2naSalit Apr 2015 #28

I've got ways to get around the charges Taitertots Apr 2015 #31

Cool! 2naSalit Apr 2015 #32

I got one that said "this is microsoft, your computer has been hijacked and is sending out malware" Warren DeMontague Apr 2015 #54

I didn't know Microsoft ran on Linux.. Morely Dotes Apr 2015 #13

My friend lives in Cabo MX, and she got a surprise call yesterday from her cousin who she underahedgerow Apr 2015 #14

My dad gets these calls claiming to be his grandkids by name LeftInTX Apr 2015 #15

I'd gotten a call like that a few months back... Lancero Apr 2015 #38

I got one of those RoccoR5955 Apr 2015 #19

Yeah, I got one of those "your computer is infected" calls progressoid Apr 2015 #20

it's not much better dealing with the real ones Skittles Apr 2015 #21

you would think this people would know when they are being messed with an give up lol Takket Apr 2015 #23

I tell them all their warning calls worried my so much I got an Apple computer csziggy Apr 2015 #25

I told them similar... Lancero Apr 2015 #39

Oh shit - now they will generate a list of Mac users to hassle! csziggy Apr 2015 #40

They'll start up a sales department in a week or two. Lancero Apr 2015 #41

LOL. I was visiting my mom for the holidays and I picked up a similar call at her place Cali_Democrat Apr 2015 #29

Whenever telemarketers call, I'm always eating... MrScorpio Apr 2015 #30

My dad got the best one jmowreader Apr 2015 #33

That's a very common scam here in Japan Jesus Malverde Apr 2015 #36

The preferred payment is by bank-to-bank transfer Art_from_Ark Apr 2015 #57

several friends have gotten these calls. thanks to information I gave another friend last year niyad Apr 2015 #34

Who answers either a landline or unknown mobile number these days?..nt Jesus Malverde Apr 2015 #35

People who have friends with blocked numbers csziggy Apr 2015 #42

Try using that mobile phone when there's no power. hobbit709 Apr 2015 #43

Older people. Shrike47 Apr 2015 #58

Welp, that means you will be hearing from the Nigerian "prince" hifiguy Apr 2015 #45

I got a call at work from somebody claiming to be the electric company. Codeine Apr 2015 #47

Huh, that's pretty similar to my CC number... Lancero Apr 2015 #56

Thank you, Bill Gates and Steve Jobs. hunter Apr 2015 #49

Just tell them Windows licenses have no expiration date. Initech Apr 2015 #51

Yeah, I had one of those.... Spider Jerusalem Apr 2015 #52

Yeah, exactly. Warren DeMontague Apr 2015 #55

I must be on the senile old person list - because they call me every day, hollysmom Apr 2015 #61

OK this pipi_k Apr 2015 #77

I upset one of those jerks so much one time that he called back nonstop for 30 minutes CBGLuthier Apr 2015 #62

I never had one Union Label Apr 2015 #63

Some guy called and told me he was calling from Windows tech support.. I told him to get lost. Cha Apr 2015 #64

I get one of these calls every once in a while. SeattleVet Apr 2015 #65

I had a friend whose theory was to waste as much of their time as possible for calls like this struggle4progress Apr 2015 #74

i always laugh cause i have an apple. NO MS. pansypoo53219 Apr 2015 #75

I was getting a series of 'Microsoft' calls last fall until I said 'this is a scam'. They stopped Shrike47 Apr 2015 #76