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derby378

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3. "All right, ma'am, let's see your panties..."

Reply to Atman (Original post)

Mon May 7, 2012, 06:21 PM

May 2012

Five hours later, a TSA agent comes home to his wife with a black eye, two missing teeth, various slap marks on the face, an icepack pressed against his groin, and his other arm in a sling. Wifey-poo looks at him and says, "Let me guess..."

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TSA Travelers News: Please remove your shoes...and your underwear. [View all] Atman May 2012 OP

I'm thinking we should all wear those Starfleet unitards Sabriel May 2012 #1

Trust me--not ALL of us should be wearing those unitards. davsand May 2012 #6

Whew...I just heard on the news that there was never a threat to anyone... Atman May 2012 #2

"All right, ma'am, let's see your panties..." derby378 May 2012 #3

"But honey...I swear, she could've been holding a bomb up there!" Atman May 2012 #4

All this disrobing Politicalboi May 2012 #5

Besides, most people LOVE dogs derby378 May 2012 #7

Dogs will sniff your crotch without training, or a salary. Atman May 2012 #8

Yeah that's great and all but how is that going to put money in someone's pocket while jp11 May 2012 #9

Victoria Secret sales are going to go through the roof longship May 2012 #10