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Atman

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8. Dogs will sniff your crotch without training, or a salary.

Reply to Politicalboi (Reply #5)

Mon May 7, 2012, 06:28 PM

May 2012

Seriously...ever been to the home of a friend who owns a dog? What's the FIRST thing the dog sniffs? Straight for the crotch. SEND IN THE DOGS! We can pay them in Alpo, save billions!

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