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NYC_SKP

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10. "Dear Locally Laid, I find your name on your egg carton extremely arousing."

Reply to pinboy3niner (Reply #5)

Mon Apr 27, 2015, 03:33 PM

Apr 2015

Is what I would have written.

Also, "I find that I'm eating your Locally Laid eggs far more often. First thing in the morning, before I'm even out of bed, I'm all ready for Locally Laid."

Oh, and this just for you.

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Open Letter to the Man offended by Locally Laid [View all] Guy Whitey Corngood Apr 2015 OP

I buy these eggs. They're cheaper than organic free range and taste better. Brickbat Apr 2015 #1

So a prude is offended by the word laid? NoJusticeNoPeace Apr 2015 #2

That he actually used Duct Tape to cover the signature tells me a lot about him. NYC_SKP Apr 2015 #3

The duct tape isn't from the author of the letter. greyl Apr 2015 #8

I guess just folding the corner of the page backward didn't occur to her or him. NYC_SKP Apr 2015 #9

Why do you care about what was used? Action_Patrol Apr 2015 #12

Because duct tape is commonly used by very old people for every thing and I find it sad don't you? NYC_SKP Apr 2015 #13

We used to call it rock'n'roll tape to tape down the cables on the stage. hobbit709 Apr 2015 #15

Not cheap, but Gaffers Tape is the superior product. Duct tape conducts electricity, leaves goo. NYC_SKP Apr 2015 #16

Wonder how offended he gets when he sees Dick Cheney's name in the news. bluesbassman Apr 2015 #4

What about Dick Armey? Originally named Penis Navey..... Guy Whitey Corngood Apr 2015 #7

Or the one EVERYBODY in the midwest knows VA_Jill Apr 2015 #25

They probably were tempted to reply, "We don't give a cluck!" pinboy3niner Apr 2015 #5

"Dear Locally Laid, I find your name on your egg carton extremely arousing." NYC_SKP Apr 2015 #10

... Warren DeMontague Apr 2015 #35

Reminds me of an episode of the show "Moral Orel" Scootaloo Apr 2015 #6

this is really cool.... mike_c Apr 2015 #11

LL should have enclosed a string of pearls for the author to clutch. lpbk2713 Apr 2015 #14

One sees behavior not very far removed from this hifiguy Apr 2015 #29

Are you alluding to a pearl necklace? awoke_in_2003 Apr 2015 #32

"Holly" and "the lady at your work" own the laying hens we use the most of. jtuck004 Apr 2015 #17

Is it better to go out of state for your fucking eggs? Warren DeMontague Apr 2015 #18

I prefer local apple pie. nt awoke_in_2003 Apr 2015 #33

I like bread and butter Warren DeMontague Apr 2015 #34

what about Richard Hertz olddots Apr 2015 #19

I have to say I agree with the guy. I'm sick and tired of so much sexual raccoon Apr 2015 #20

I agree with you! Plucketeer Apr 2015 #23

this is a joke, right? Skittles Apr 2015 #36

Classic case of TMTOYH syndrome. Aldo Leopold Apr 2015 #21

I find this amusing Plucketeer Apr 2015 #22

Want to bet this is more faux Christian outrage? LOL. Vinca Apr 2015 #24

That, or it's wicked good satire. procon Apr 2015 #26

What about Nulaid? central scrutinizer Apr 2015 #27

What about Koo-Laid? pinboy3niner Apr 2015 #28

This is why I refuse to buy Ro-Laids. DawgHouse Apr 2015 #31

All eggs are laid! How does this person sleep at night? nt DawgHouse Apr 2015 #30