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EarlG

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Wed Apr 29, 2015, 02:22 PM Apr 2015

We're all going to Mars: It's time for some Humpday Hatemail! [View all]

Last edited Thu Apr 30, 2015, 05:35 PM - Edit history (1)

Whether you like your hatemail ignorant, illiterate, or just plain incoherent, there's something in today's mailbag to get you over the hump. Vote for your favorite at the bottom!

(The usual disclaimer: Strong language ahead. You've been warned.)


THE REPUBLICAN PARTY'S 2016 ELECTION STRATEGY: A PREVIEW

Subject: P.S.A.

To the Progressively stupid who call yourselves "HRC Super Volunteers" have
gotta be the dumbest fucks on the planet. Supporting that fat-ass useless
liberal hood ornament Hillary is definitely a sign that your cranium is
void of material. It's amazing you can breath on your own. And what moron
pays money to listen to that stupid bitch droolin on herself. The money
would be better spent putting all of you out of your misery like a sick
dog. But what's truly sad is your all totally unaware of just how
mind-numbingly dumb you all are. We should send you all to Mars. Seventy
percent of our problems would be solved the moment your gone.

But whats really funny is how you make up problems because you can't solve
the real ones. And while your lying your ass off on a regular basis,
everybody listening knows your lying wondering why your still doing it.
Talk about BIZZARO WORLD.



I'M NOT A RIGHT WING NUT, BUT...

Subject: demo underground

Liberals are pieces of shit, that support abortion, gay rights, and open
borders,

Now, I am not a right wing nut, nor even believe in the 2 party fucked up
system.

But your website is un American SHIT.



WHAT... ALL OF IT?

Subject: Info

Please remove info from your site. Thank you.



AND THEN THE PCP KICKED IN

Subject: No subject

I can't believe my posting privileges have been revoked ...?
WHY...? what could I have done besides tell the truth and be
against Hillary IS THIS THE KIND OF ATTENTION YOU WANT...??? TO
SUMMARILY DISMISS PEOPLE WHO TELL THE TRUTH AND AND HAVE A OPINION
THAT DOES NOT AGREE WITH HILLARY SUPPORTERS...? WTF..? I HAVE SEEN
MANY.MANY POSTERS THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN REVOKED ATTACKING MY POINT
OF VIEW, IS THIS THE REPUTATION YOU WANT THIS IS WORST THAN FOX
NEWS OR LIMBAUGH...I HAVE DONE NOTHING WRONG AT ALL..AT ALL.PLEASE
EXPLAIN WHAT MAKES MY POSTS SO BAD MANY OTHER ALSO ATTACK HILLARY
FOR HER CONNECTIONS TO CORRUPTION...(BANKSTERS) I HAVE NOT IMPUNED
OR DISRESPECTED ANYONE BUT YOU HAVE DECIDED I AM A THREAT TO
HILLARY I GUESS IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT. BECAUSE I GUESS I WILL NEED
TO START A ANTI DU INFORMATION CENTER I WILL LET PEOPLE KNOW WHAT
GOES ON HERE BELIEVE ME I CAN USE OTHER IP'S AND OTHER PC'S I WILL
LET PEOPLE KNOW TRUST ME...!



DO YOU ALWAYS SEND EMAIL TO RANDOM ADDRESSES AND JUST HOPE IT ENDS UP WHERE YOU WANT IT TO GO?

Subject: help me

I don't know if this is reaching msnbc but if it is I am here to let you know that there is a campaign going on for the public and supporters of police everywhere to boycott every sponsor that advertises on msnbc until AL SHARPTON is no longer on the air for the comments he made about police officers during his racest protest



ALRIGHTY THEN

Subject: No subject

Hey skinner you sent my pal a small plane and it crashed your going to
prison you scumbag two faced motherfuc ker



MAKES YOU WONDER HOW SOME PEOPLE MANAGE TO GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING

Subject: help me

Please remove your valentine days hearts thing from your forums. 40 percent of americans and 40 percent of Duers don't celebrate that contrived stupid idiotic 'holiday' It is offensive to me and others. Please stop that heart thing now.Or i will ask the ACLU to sue you for emotional distress

ENOUGH is ENOUGH. We get offended at it.



THE MORE YOU KNOW...

Subject: Warned!

Warned!

Recently,out of office Democrates warned Technologist and 1978 Dallas and Fort
worth campaign director Bill Clements for governor Donald Bell that President
Obama had authorized Justice Department operatives and colluding electricity
companies operatives to affectuate a murderous hit on him. Believed causation?

To prevent the public from accessing free electricity as provided by RESSE and
BTLE technologies. Both technologies designed and given homage by Donald Bell.
Now America and the world know of President Obama's murderous, unconscionable
and unacceptable behavior.



SATISFIED GRIN, OR FURIOUSLY POUNDING CHEETOS WHILE SITTING IN A PUDDLE OF TEARS? YOU BE THE JUDGE!

Subject: WillTwain

Hi Cowards,

You all know that I am not a troll, a Republican and I do not have an alternative account.

You are a bunch of scared little men/women, afraid a witch will get you. The Salem witch hunts were similar to the phony charges you fabricated to silence me. Like the witch hunts, if I sink I am not a witch, If I swim then I am a witch. You are tools for the neo-liberals and probably do not even understand ( I would like to think you do not get it and are merely simpletons).

Regarding the alternative account, my roommate has an account. Your “sophisticated software” is a sham. Look, I have no problem teaching you things and do not need somebody speaking for me. You are cowards. I had too much truth in my posts. As operatives for the president and future president, you have career motives.

You are clowns with frat-boy maturity.

I did thoroughly enjoy toying with you mental midgets - like a cat slapping a mouse around until I got bored and decided to put you away.

You do not know a progressive from Obama. Keep fighting for the rich suckers.

i write this with a satisfied grin.

Willtwain



THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN WILLTWAIN FORGETS THAT IF YOU'RE PRETENDING TO BE YOUR OWN ROOMMATE IT'S USUALLY A GOOD IDEA TO NOT USE THE SAME EMAIL ADDRESS

Subject: Hello

I am very confused on why I was banned. Please explain it to me.

I log in and get the message that my posting privileges have been revoked.

Skinner, what is going on in your head? Who do you really answer to?

PrefersaPension


[font size="3"]POLL: Who is your favorite hate mailer?[/font]
78 votes, 1 pass | Time left: Time expired
The person who wants to send us to Mars
7 (9%)
The person who's not saying he's a right wing nut, but he's a right wing nut
3 (4%)
The person who wants us to remove info from our site
2 (3%)
The person who is going to start an anti-DU information center
1 (1%)
The person who is hoping in vain that their email will reach MSNBC
2 (3%)
The person who thinks we sent his pal a small plane that crashed and now we're going to prison
20 (26%)
The person who is going to ask the ACLU to sue us for emotional distress
3 (4%)
The person who warned us about President Obama's murderous, unconscionable and unacceptable behavior
3 (4%)
WillTwain
0 (0%)
WillTwain, pretending to be his own roommate but writing from the same email address
37 (47%)
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I bet the whole mail box is WillTwain and his socks. LOL. n/t FSogol Apr 2015 #1
Poor guy shenmue Apr 2015 #7
He only did that so we would be FORCED to vote for him!!!! muriel_volestrangler Apr 2015 #23
Wait, when did WillTwain finally get the boot?? How did I miss that? And has somebody set up a Number23 Apr 2015 #75
Oh yeah, and it's not too late to party! Cha May 2015 #122
ROFLMAO! Cha May 2015 #121
many of these do sound like the things posted on here everyday JI7 May 2015 #131
The guy who used "your" correctly three times out of seven. eppur_se_muova Apr 2015 #2
lol BrotherIvan Apr 2015 #24
I'm going with the one that can't spell "Bizarro". JustABozoOnThisBus Apr 2015 #83
Is big crime to make anything perfect on Bizarro World! SwankyXomb Apr 2015 #86
Oh my! JustAnotherGen Apr 2015 #3
No kidding. Go where you're celebrated. lovemydog Apr 2015 #8
I love the hatemail. lovemydog Apr 2015 #4
This is the coolest! shenmue Apr 2015 #5
It's an early birthday present lovemydog Apr 2015 #9
Just what I wanted! shenmue Apr 2015 #12
Channeling the ghost of WillTwain.. Scurrilous Apr 2015 #6
Skinner didn't send me a plane. I'm feeling a class action coming on. nt DisgustipatedinCA Apr 2015 #10
Well, he turned me into a newt... awoke_in_2003 Apr 2015 #29
Don't make jokes. Quasimodem Apr 2015 #91
DU has drones.... Historic NY Apr 2015 #117
My dear EarlG! How can I possibly decide which one is ...well, um.....best? CaliforniaPeggy Apr 2015 #11
Hey! Why didn't *I* get a small plane? racest BANKSTERS! underpants Apr 2015 #13
What? Cheviteau Apr 2015 #116
Hahahah!!! They're all so good... pipi_k Apr 2015 #14
I go for deleting INFO since they really hate it. TexasProgresive Apr 2015 #15
. KMOD Apr 2015 #16
This is like reverse Sophie's choice. progressoid Apr 2015 #17
WHAT... ALL OF IT? (your titles are the best part of this entire thread!) countryjake Apr 2015 #18
I agree.. They wouldn't be as funny without the descriptive captions and these comments in thread Cha May 2015 #123
Yup, the DU Hate Mail Bag has always been hilarious. Thanks, EarlG! countryjake May 2015 #133
A lot of insanity in one post! Initech Apr 2015 #19
Beaut! MerryBlooms Apr 2015 #20
I'm voting for the author that missed his meds Ilsa Apr 2015 #21
Classic! cyberswede Apr 2015 #22
I vote for "The More You know" because Democrates. Dont call me Shirley Apr 2015 #25
Well, he is Greek. n/t Fantastic Anarchist Apr 2015 #69
Demos make excellent crates! Dont call me Shirley Apr 2015 #70
I wonder if the "Democrates" Party Jamaal510 Apr 2015 #73
Maybe it was Socratease Dont call me Shirley Apr 2015 #74
When did we get drones? Why wasn't "I" informed! Off to meditate or medicate. n/t kickysnana Apr 2015 #26
i was ready to to vote for Skinner's small plane, until WillTwain's "roommate" ambled along. myrna minx Apr 2015 #27
WillTwain was a troll among trolls. Half-bright and unsubtle ... 11 Bravo Apr 2015 #28
The Hate Mail Bag -- I rejoice to see a fine old DU tradition revived Hekate Apr 2015 #30
I had to go with Willtwain's "roommate". nt awoke_in_2003 Apr 2015 #31
Wicked funny choices but...ALRIGHTY THEN! truebluegreen Apr 2015 #32
WillTwain's pretend roommate wins! TBF Apr 2015 #33
to explain............. MyOwnPeace Apr 2015 #34
Oh, the ACLU knows all about hate mail... CTyankee Apr 2015 #53
I don't know why the WARNED!!!! WARNED!!! bozo appeals to me so much... MADem Apr 2015 #35
i hope their parents let them out of the basement soon... spanone Apr 2015 #36
The one starting the Anti-DU center treestar Apr 2015 #37
Did we refer that dude to RimJob land? 47of74 May 2015 #135
Who, me? HassleCat Apr 2015 #38
Had to Go with the Plane Leith Apr 2015 #39
I'm surprised anyone is still falling for Skinner's "I'll send you a defective plane" gambit. Warren DeMontague May 2015 #126
They are all too funny for words. Paka Apr 2015 #40
"out of office Democrates" is my absolute favorite mountain grammy Apr 2015 #41
That one did have "special" written all over it rurallib Apr 2015 #45
Demonstration Crates? GP6971 Apr 2015 #56
Yeah rhyme it with Socrates. Lol. boston bean Apr 2015 #63
Ha, good mountain grammy Apr 2015 #77
The querelously unhinged nature of these meatballs, not to mention hifiguy Apr 2015 #42
Francis E. Dec was featured in the SubGenius book, High Weirdness by Mail, kentauros Apr 2015 #95
That's where I first found out about him. hifiguy Apr 2015 #96
That's another book I bought back then, kentauros Apr 2015 #99
Really funny! icymist Apr 2015 #43
Glad to see the hate mail back Earl G! hibbing Apr 2015 #44
tough choice between willtwain and the plane one. thanks for the laugh uppityperson Apr 2015 #46
So Skinner re gifted the plane we got him huh? Autumn Apr 2015 #47
DUzy!! hifiguy Apr 2015 #55
Oh, that's funny! CTyankee Apr 2015 #64
I will chose after I get a point clarified. Half-Century Man Apr 2015 #48
I thought the plane landed on the Capitol for the Citizens United mailman protest... strategery blunder Apr 2015 #49
so hard to choose just one surrealAmerican Apr 2015 #50
About that trip to Mars .... left-of-center2012 Apr 2015 #51
Skinner will be sending you a spaceship any time now pinboy3niner Apr 2015 #71
"AND THEN THE PCP KICKED IN". randome Apr 2015 #52
Want a beer? hifiguy Apr 2015 #65
Nothing here that can't be fixed by public education, media divestiture and boner pills. n/t Orsino Apr 2015 #54
and these people vote?! Duppers Apr 2015 #57
Everyone except WillTrain's roommate votes. Quasimodem Apr 2015 #93
lol Duppers Apr 2015 #94
WillTwain actually is Bob Boudelang. L0oniX Apr 2015 #58
Wow !!! GP6971 Apr 2015 #60
Oh my freaking heck....the sign off after a rant..... Sheepshank Apr 2015 #101
* L0oniX Apr 2015 #107
"And then the PCP kicked in" mindwalker_i Apr 2015 #59
The obvious wing nut that claims he is not a wing nut. Enthusiast Apr 2015 #61
"I'm not crazy, but hifiguy Apr 2015 #97
Hilarious!! Sissyk Apr 2015 #62
The Crazy is strong in this batch n/t n2doc Apr 2015 #66
Thank you thank you thank you. byronius Apr 2015 #67
The all-in-caps "BIZZARO WORLD" made me LOL petronius Apr 2015 #68
Do these people not know/care Jamaal510 Apr 2015 #72
The 'remove info' was hilarious... JimDandy Apr 2015 #76
Yup, lol. Agschmid Apr 2015 #82
I think Democrates was one of Pliny the Welder's students... riqster Apr 2015 #78
I had to go with the first one. JohnnyRingo Apr 2015 #79
So much stupid it burns Suji to Seoul Apr 2015 #80
"Skinner, what is going on in your head? Who do you really answer to?" beerandjesus Apr 2015 #81
Masturpieces, all of them wryter2000 Apr 2015 #84
I think Lee Mercer Jr. is emailing you. This sounds like him. (All three) stevenleser Apr 2015 #85
I almost went with the airplane thing Aerows Apr 2015 #87
Who said RWNJs aren't funny ? amuse bouche Apr 2015 #88
I am getting breathless from giggles............... raven mad Apr 2015 #89
This was hard--DU getting sued because of valentine hearts cracked me up ismnotwasm Apr 2015 #90
the Valentines hearts has to be satire, right? Right?!?!?!!! stevenleser Apr 2015 #92
race, racer, racest. BlancheSplanchnik Apr 2015 #98
Well?! Have you removed the info yet? (tapping foot) n/t Bossy Monkey Apr 2015 #100
I was too late to vote, but would have gone for the one who wanted to remove all info LeftishBrit Apr 2015 #102
You can still vote now. EarlG extended the time on his poll. n/t countryjake Apr 2015 #115
Thanks! - have voted! LeftishBrit May 2015 #120
Hey, I can't vote BainsBane Apr 2015 #103
I can't vote either and I do have a star. herding cats Apr 2015 #104
EarlG has extended the time for the poll. Now 20+ hrs left to vote. n/t countryjake Apr 2015 #114
Thank you for letting me know! herding cats Apr 2015 #119
I was flying over to vote in that small plane Skinner sent me and... Warren DeMontague May 2015 #127
When I read that one, I pictured something more like this... countryjake May 2015 #128
Or this guy. Warren DeMontague May 2015 #130
Obviously the Republicans have deemed your registration null and void. PeaceNikki Apr 2015 #108
Monsanto is at it again BainsBane Apr 2015 #109
. PeaceNikki Apr 2015 #110
I told her she won all of the DUs BainsBane Apr 2015 #111
Earl has fixed that! You now have more than 20 hrs left to vote! countryjake Apr 2015 #113
Proud to be Rec #100 Hissyspit Apr 2015 #105
The ones ranting about HRC.... MaggieD Apr 2015 #106
I kinda want to go to Mars. Quackers Apr 2015 #112
This is the best present of belly laughs that I've had in months. love_katz Apr 2015 #118
How fun.. they qualified their rw nut job rant with.. "I'm not a rwing nut job"! ROFL Just a Cha May 2015 #124
FUCK YESSS!!!!!! Warren DeMontague May 2015 #125
Thanks to Earl, now we're all gonna wanna go... countryjake May 2015 #129
I had to go with Skinner and the plane. HappyMe May 2015 #132
Small plane? 47of74 May 2015 #134
"We get offended at it." LOL Jester Messiah May 2015 #136
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