Welcome to DU! The truly grassroots left-of-center political community where regular people, not algorithms, drive the discussions and set the standards. Join the community: Create a free account Support DU (and get rid of ads!): Become a Star Member Latest Breaking News Editorials & Other Articles General Discussion The DU Lounge All Forums Issue Forums Culture Forums Alliance Forums Region Forums Support Forums Help & Search

General Discussion

ChairmanAgnostic

(28,017 posts)

8. but if this jesus dude is the Son of a God, that means God fucked around in heaven.

Reply to kpete (Original post)

Tue May 8, 2012, 11:33 AM

May 2012

And THAT means that Jesus' mommy is even worse than Eve, because jesus didn't get it right all at once, had to come back after three days, then promised to finish fixing his mistakes a millenium later.

Now, if God had only used a condom with Jesus' mother all of this could have been avoided.

Edit history

Please sign in to view edit histories.

Recommendations

0 members have recommended this reply (displayed in chronological order):

14 replies

= new reply since forum marked as read

Highlight:

It all started with that bitch Eve - by digby [View all] kpete May 2012 OP

actually, was the weak adam that allowed eve to talk him into something. what happened seabeyond May 2012 #1

I blame Lilith. Liberal Veteran May 2012 #2

see? always blaming the woman. lordy, lol seabeyond May 2012 #3

We really shouldn't use fairy tales as a basis to discuss social issues snooper2 May 2012 #4

uh... talk to the OP. why are you addressing me on this? seabeyond May 2012 #5

You’re the first post that continued the mythological story from the OP commenting and dissecting it snooper2 May 2012 #9

snoop... a ha ha with the adam/eve story to present the absurdity of preacher. discuss... seabeyond May 2012 #11

Another curious anomaly in the Genesis story gratuitous May 2012 #6

It means they didn't use birth control and Eve had an invasive ultrasound instead of an abortion. HopeHoops May 2012 #14

What, exactly, is "the nature of women?" Fawke Em May 2012 #7

but if this jesus dude is the Son of a God, that means God fucked around in heaven. ChairmanAgnostic May 2012 #8

That's why all men and Ann Coulter have been cursed with having an Adam's Apple. Uncle Joe May 2012 #10

n/s JustAnotherGen May 2012 #12

“I think that one of the greatest mistakes America made was to allow women the opportunity to vote,” CrispyQ May 2012 #13