The Rude Pundit - Family Research Council: Pray That God Smites Anyone Who Wants to Gay Marry

[HassleCat]

1. It's the Dancing

God does not like dancing, and gay men are great dancers, every one of them. It's like black people having that natural rhythm thing going on from their African roots. Except gay men are not from Africa, except gay black men are from Africa, but somehow all gay men are naturally very fine dancers. Not sure about lesbians. All I ever see them do is hug each other and stumble around like straight white guys trying to get their wives to stop bugging them about dancing. Anyway, the Babdiss Church says God does not like people dancing. Effluvium 17:2 says, "And the Lord was displeased to see them thusly engaged, and He tied their shoelaces together, and threw marbles on the dance floor, and caused the earth to tremble, and otherwise confounded them..." So it's pretty clear why we must stop this gay marriage business. Thank you for alerting us. I'm gonna go pray for some smiting.