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MissDeeds

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Reply to FiveGoodMen (Reply #37)

Fri May 8, 2015, 05:14 PM

May 2015

They got a pass on everything. Damnit.

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Caesar had a dog? eridani May 2015 #1

Negris Alto Person 2713 May 2015 #101

If something like that is known, someone on DU will know it eridani May 2015 #106

Who is Zippy? KoKo May 2015 #2

Here LiberalEsto May 2015 #7

Zippy is a Zen master even though he doesn't know it. nt hifiguy May 2015 #20

+1 Enthusiast May 2015 #36

Aw.. Yeah� Practice your Zippyisms HERE... MrMickeysMom May 2015 #117

Thanks...I remember a DU'er who used that as his/her Sig Line or Avatar.... KoKo May 2015 #77

And I STILL think Loni Anderson's hair should be legalized! nt Buns_of_Fire May 2015 #107

Here you go . Enjoy -- HappyMe May 2015 #12

Are you poking fun of us old timers that know who Zippy is?? rhett o rick May 2015 #51

I'm an "Old Timer" myself...but, had no idea what his post was about... KoKo May 2015 #68

If that doesn't freak people out nothing will...... think May 2015 #3

The longer I live, the less surprises me. (We're talking bottom feeder here.) Gregorian May 2015 #4

you know what's worse? reddread May 2015 #5

Are you kidding me!? We have General Abbott about to promote Chuck Norris Rex May 2015 #6

But the world needs Obamaphones. Gregorian May 2015 #16

Bernie Bluetooth forced implants. Just throwing that out there... Rex May 2015 #21

Fie and bosh! hifiguy May 2015 #18

Norris is not amused by your words... Rex May 2015 #26

Bruce won. hifiguy May 2015 #29

That is only because The Norris had not developed his beard fist technique yet. Rex May 2015 #32

Lee made one terrible mistake... JHB May 2015 #62

Ridiculous! Bruce Lee is dead. There's an old martial arts saying: "Death really slows you down." tclambert May 2015 #79

only because of the Universal Law, and old bromide: BlancheSplanchnik May 2015 #88

As Groucho said, the good die young hifiguy May 2015 #125

THAAAAT'S where the original quote's from.... BlancheSplanchnik May 2015 #130

DU is like an ongoing seminar. hifiguy May 2015 #131

that's not only the truth,.... BlancheSplanchnik May 2015 #134

+1 for Bruce. historylovr May 2015 #111

If you have his brand of confidence that your party and their backers Snotcicles May 2015 #8

But isn't someone who learned by his mistakes... fadedrose May 2015 #9

Good point! Let's get W back in the saddle (with Smirky on whip.) erronis May 2015 #64

As long as its not a real saddle on a real horse. Could be tricky. maddiemom May 2015 #122

Yeah... kentuck May 2015 #10

But,..but.. Segami May 2015 #11

Interesting picture... Thespian2 May 2015 #47

Wealth, Power & Control at all costs.. Segami May 2015 #100

W's motto: LiberalEsto May 2015 #13

That should be the repuke campaign slogan. hifiguy May 2015 #50

tacitly, it is. BlancheSplanchnik May 2015 #94

LOL! HappyMe May 2015 #14

Amazing, isn't it. hifiguy May 2015 #15

Dude could fuck up the recipe for tapwater WilliamPitt May 2015 #17

"A left-handed football bat of a man!" Mopar151 May 2015 #116

Will, that was a very entertaining rant, but you're wrong. Martin Eden May 2015 #19

I'd bet a third of the people who voted for Chimpy in 2000 hifiguy May 2015 #22

I actually have quite a lot of Republican friends WilliamPitt May 2015 #24

Selective relationships - I hate to say it. erronis May 2015 #66

I know a lot of middle-aged white men, many of whom are "conservative" Martin Eden May 2015 #89

How true. mnhtnbb May 2015 #27

this alone should disqualify jeb from even a guided tour of the white house spanone May 2015 #23

"Jeb, look, there's the White House! Now go play in some traffic." WilliamPitt May 2015 #25

Among the passengers on that clown bus known as the Republican party, sarge43 May 2015 #28

I'd add my favorite new one-liner, stolen this week from the Rude Pundit: calimary May 2015 #30

Oh fuck no. NuclearDem May 2015 #31

His mama made him say that. eom japple May 2015 #33

Sweet mother of god MissDeeds May 2015 #34

They don't think they made any mistakes FiveGoodMen May 2015 #37

True MissDeeds May 2015 #40

Well, exactly. Were they censured? Were they jailed? Fined? Run out of town? Nope. nt Nay May 2015 #110

If we could turn America's natural stupidity reserves into clean energy hifiguy May 2015 #44

Ha! I love it! MissDeeds May 2015 #49

The mind no longer boggles tularetom May 2015 #35

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How can people not see just how we are being manipulated. At one time the Republicon Party rhett o rick May 2015 #38

And everything that Bernie is saying now could have been lifted hifiguy May 2015 #46

True... KoKo May 2015 #73

Yep. Like climate change, we've probably Ilsa May 2015 #114

Even if we haven't passed the point of no return via nature, we have pasted the point rhett o rick May 2015 #115

I might have to borrow that post title. CharlotteVale May 2015 #39

Lord, no! Enthusiast May 2015 #41

Which reveals much about Jeb's fans. chknltl May 2015 #43

If it were petrol, it wouldn't power a gnat's motorcycle hifiguy May 2015 #48

I love it when you rail against Republicans n/t OKNancy May 2015 #45

If there is anything better than a truly righteous Will Pitt rant ... 11 Bravo May 2015 #52

Excellent! WilliamPitt Thespian2 May 2015 #53

Nothing gets my back up quicker than the mere mention WilliamPitt May 2015 #55

Don't hold back, Will Maynar May 2015 #129

After some consideration, I have to come to the aid of George Bush Gregorian May 2015 #54

+1000 heaven05 May 2015 #56

Gog and Magog libodem May 2015 #57

Like Godot, Jebus ain't showin'. nt hifiguy May 2015 #58

LOLOLOL libodem May 2015 #59

Zippy The Pinhead for Defense Secretary KamaAina May 2015 #60

Jeb COULD appoint W as Defense Secretary grasswire May 2015 #97

zOMFG! KamaAina May 2015 #99

It is offensive to take the Lord's name in vain in that way oberliner May 2015 #61

No. WilliamPitt May 2015 #67

Can't blame you for saying no oberliner May 2015 #81

Lest we emphasize that folks should Ilsa May 2015 #112

As hurtful and insulting as a fake and gratuitous cartoon contest intended and promoted to be hurtful and insulting to another Fred Sanders May 2015 #74

As hurtful and insulting as the cartoon that won the award in that contest oberliner May 2015 #80

I think the Lord has bigger fish to fry The Velveteen Ocelot May 2015 #85

OFFS L0oniX May 2015 #127

Yes malaise May 2015 #63

Is u okay? Do you need some water? shenmue May 2015 #65

It seems he has backpeddled on having an indepent foreign Agnosticsherbet May 2015 #69

Poor Jesus Aerows May 2015 #70

Immortality has its benefits WilliamPitt May 2015 #71

It's true Aerows May 2015 #72

Yeah, cause he has what they call 'sperience. mountain grammy May 2015 #75

You are the absolute Master of Instructive Hyperbole. trof May 2015 #76

To infinity and beyond! Stardust May 2015 #109

Is the Highper-bowl hifiguy May 2015 #119

Best rant ever! n/t Paper Roses May 2015 #78

In a sane country... nikto May 2015 #82

And here everybody always said Jeb was the smart one. The Velveteen Ocelot May 2015 #83

This is what republican strategy looks like... Agony May 2015 #84

What you say is true. But then putting Clinton 'corruption' front and center as a problem is kind of stupid when Fred Sanders May 2015 #86

I had to stop and think� which "entire party" are you referring to... Agony May 2015 #87

The tragic part is that was a *smart answer*. Marr May 2015 #90

Jeb won't attack Neptune, he'd attack Uranus... longship May 2015 #91

I haven't seen a flame/rant this good since my days on Usenet! GliderGuider May 2015 #92

The Stars at Night . . . shadowmayor May 2015 #93

BRILLIANT grasswire May 2015 #95

A pol with even lousier political instincts than poppy, ucrdem May 2015 #96

I'd appoint Bush as an advisor. JoeyT May 2015 #98

For real Tracyjo May 2015 #102

That thing about Jesus could be considered a blasphemous insult to someone's Deity. Warren DeMontague May 2015 #103

Choosing George W. Bush as an adviser on foreign policy is like..... DFW May 2015 #104

That is an excellent analoty. hifiguy May 2015 #128

I'm sure there are better ones DFW May 2015 #132

The vivid absurdity of that one will not be easy to top. hifiguy May 2015 #133

WilliamPitt, try to see the positive side. Yorktown May 2015 #105

I'm thinking those beautiful blonde girls might have rifles in their hands fighting off polly7 May 2015 #108

Freaking awesome rant. Did you write one after Jebby Ilsa May 2015 #113

I just can't even, either. 3catwoman3 May 2015 #118

Oh lordie!! That was fun to read. Thanks! Hiraeth May 2015 #120

Would that be Dubya's advice on: "one of the keys to being seen as a great leader is to be seen as maddiemom May 2015 #121

Since you referenced Zippy the Pinhead chapdrum May 2015 #123

^^^ For the Win ^^^ WilliamPitt May 2015 #124

Satan would make a better foreign policy adviser to Jeb. No offense meant to Satan. L0oniX May 2015 #126

Hey Will.... sdfernando May 2015 #135