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Reply to pinboy3niner (Reply #27)

Thu May 28, 2015, 09:07 AM

May 2015

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Complete this maxim: "Give a man a fish feed him for a day. Give a man a fishing pole _________ (?) [View all] GreatGazoo May 2015 OP

...and he won't shut up about "the one that got away" pinboy3niner May 2015 #1

And he'll be out of the house all weekend. hobbit709 May 2015 #2

and he'll sit in a boat drinking beer all day. Fozzledick May 2015 #3

"...he'll sell it and go to the Olive Garden" GreatGazoo May 2015 #4

and I suspect Sherman A1 May 2015 #5

And he'll overfish until everyone is extinct n/t n2doc May 2015 #6

And he'll be out of your hair for a day Taitertots May 2015 #7

and pretty soon every man will have a fishing pole The2ndWheel May 2015 #8

...and he can take it to the pawn shop and have money for cigarettes. BlueJazz May 2015 #9

. . . and a job has been created for the Fishing License tax collector Roy Rolling May 2015 #10

..and he will ignore the instruction manual. TheCowsCameHome May 2015 #11

and he will ask for a six pack randr May 2015 #12

...and some billionaire will buy the lake and charge him an exorbitant fee to fish meow2u3 May 2015 #13

Sorry, but I don't like Polish jokes. Orrex May 2015 #14

Oooof! underpants May 2015 #18

And he won't spare the rod. Orrex May 2015 #15

And he'll have a reel good time. Orrex May 2015 #16

And he'll be hooked. Orrex May 2015 #17

You are without pier pinboy3niner May 2015 #21

Yes, Orrex casts at this from several angler directions underpants May 2015 #24

And he'll stick his iPhone on it and create the first Selfie Stick NightWatcher May 2015 #19

If he's a Republican he'll insist it be used as a mandatory trans-vaginal probe ... 11 Bravo May 2015 #20

....and the pole results will show that Bernie can't win underpants May 2015 #22

.. Buzz Clik May 2015 #26

Rimshot? I thought it was all about the bass underpants May 2015 #34

*snort* pinboy3niner May 2015 #27

Thanks underpants May 2015 #33

...and he will take a stroll down a country road with his son skipping rocks into the lake underpants May 2015 #23

...and he wil dolphinitely have fun underpants May 2015 #25

... and he'll ask you for tackle, bait, and a ride to the lake. Buzz Clik May 2015 #28

...and we will be herring his koi fish stories forever underpants May 2015 #29

...and ticket him for not having a fishing license. DisgustipatedinCA May 2015 #30

And he will want a tackle box, benld74 May 2015 #31

and he will torture fish with barbed hooks until they're exhausted from pain, then asphyxiate them. Erich Bloodaxe BSN May 2015 #32

and watch him beat another man to death with it and steal all his fish. Rex May 2015 #35

and mercuryblues May 2015 #36

...and he'll look at the dry lakebed he's standing in... JHB May 2015 #37

Followed by Heritage Foudation papers... JHB May 2015 #39

Yes, they are sole-less underpants May 2015 #41

Now you're just trawling for laughs... JHB May 2015 #44

That's in seine! pinboy3niner May 2015 #45

You betta uaru wrasse it is underpants May 2015 #51

Mora less yes underpants May 2015 #49

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie thaaaat's a moray pinboy3niner May 2015 #50

Aruana roll or what? underpants May 2015 #52

That That makes makes mahi mahi day day! JHB May 2015 #56

Just for the halibut underpants May 2015 #38

...and he will carp about it endlessly underpants May 2015 #40

well he might tune a piano GreatGazoo May 2015 #43

Unless he's playing the bass underpants May 2015 #48

and he will try to catch hair pieces with it olddots May 2015 #42

...and he'll complain about the minorities having been given all the good spots. n/t Orsino May 2015 #46

...and ask him how that makes him feel Tom Ripley May 2015 #47

And you can charge him for a fishing license, fine him for misuse herding cats May 2015 #53

...and you're going to need some beer. jberryhill May 2015 #54

And cats will steal his fish! csziggy May 2015 #55