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lapfog_1

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5. yup. Obama caused the floods just to get people into those FEMA camps!
Thu May 28, 2015, 01:47 PM
May 2015

who knew he was so powerful!

This is all in preparation for the invasion of Texas by the US Government scheduled for later this summer... using Walmarts and a series of underground tunnels to grab people and put them in those FEMA camps for re-education (well, to be re-educated, wouldn't you first have to be educated? So maybe it is just "education&quot .

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Obama set up these floods just to launch the government takeover. onehandle May 2015 #1
It's That Kenyan Rain Machine of His ProfessorGAC May 2015 #7
From what they tell me, the Kenyan Rain Machine still works... jmowreader May 2015 #17
Thanks, Obama. Jamastiene May 2015 #30
You mean occupy Texas AGAIN... Hehehehe! Native Texan here! n/t freshwest May 2015 #40
And we already have the FEMA officials down there in place to run those camps. I can just here the jwirr May 2015 #9
Enter HARRP! Springslips May 2015 #35
Actually....God set up flood...it's kind of his thing. RichGirl May 2015 #39
Obama and I have been waiting for this opportunity! Human101948 May 2015 #2
Speaking of FEMA and guns... jmowreader May 2015 #4
Probably a lot of them. Wonder if water damage makes a gun usless? jwirr May 2015 #10
No, but there's a problem... jmowreader May 2015 #19
LOL jwirr May 2015 #21
Wouldn't all that urine damage the guns? The Velveteen Ocelot May 2015 #26
I was hoping this was a true story, and also that you were there Voice for Peace May 2015 #31
You have talent. I want to see more of this. n/t freshwest May 2015 #41
Or as one man in the grocery store the other day called it; Jamastiene May 2015 #33
They can exercise their freedumb to sleep outside & starve if they so chose. bunnies May 2015 #3
yup. Obama caused the floods just to get people into those FEMA camps! lapfog_1 May 2015 #5
They just long for the days of the great and all-knowing Clenis! jmowreader May 2015 #12
That happened a looong time ago Va Lefty May 2015 #6
You know POTUS onecaliberal May 2015 #8
You can't lose what you never had. [nt] Jester Messiah May 2015 #11
LOL Scurrilous May 2015 #14
Our government went to a lot of expense fadedrose May 2015 #13
Flood the other half of the state, naturlich... jmowreader May 2015 #16
FEMGHAZI!! Arugula Latte May 2015 #15
Honey, that ship has sailed, long time ago Warpy May 2015 #18
As I have told several friends on Facebook... underpants May 2015 #20
Shhhhh! They told us this last June at our secret One World Order convention. displacedtexan May 2015 #22
Yo, jmow. 2007 called. KamaAina May 2015 #23
"...about to...."? truebluegreen May 2015 #24
You beat me by....seconds. alphafemale May 2015 #25
... truebluegreen May 2015 #38
For some reason I find the woes of Texas packman May 2015 #27
God hates Texas IronLionZion May 2015 #28
What minds? Jamastiene May 2015 #29
My problem with your post. Half-Century Man May 2015 #32
This is so delightful. I wonder if they will be allowed to have guns in the camps? Voice for Peace May 2015 #34
Considering the state of their minds... JHB May 2015 #36
As VP Quayle so insightfully said, "What a waste it is to lose one's mind" struggle4progress May 2015 #37
Is the mandatory Obamaphone a smart phone? n/t freshwest May 2015 #42
Its only a smart phone if the person using it is smart jmowreader May 2015 #43
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