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IronLionZion

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28. God hates Texas

Thu May 28, 2015, 04:22 PM

May 2015

God is clearly punishing Texas for not punishing its sinners enough.

The floods and the FEMA camps are all part of Obama's socialist plot. Other questions are:

how many people will show up for medical care without any insurance or Medicaid? Obama's fault

How many illegal immigrants are affected too?

The liberals in Austin obviously brought this biblical fury to their state, but why is it mainly affecting conservative areas of the state? Obama controls the weather

Yes, I know there are many good liberals and DUers from Texas, but why does God punish the whole state for their sins?

Juror: My entire post is

Of course I know that real people died in this and it's nobody's fault. I'm poking the conservative bigots who blame the gays and immigrants and liberals for random natural disasters.

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The tea party is about to lose their minds [View all] jmowreader May 2015 OP

Obama set up these floods just to launch the government takeover. onehandle May 2015 #1

It's That Kenyan Rain Machine of His ProfessorGAC May 2015 #7

From what they tell me, the Kenyan Rain Machine still works... jmowreader May 2015 #17

Thanks, Obama. Jamastiene May 2015 #30

You mean occupy Texas AGAIN... Hehehehe! Native Texan here! n/t freshwest May 2015 #40

And we already have the FEMA officials down there in place to run those camps. I can just here the jwirr May 2015 #9

Enter HARRP! Springslips May 2015 #35

Actually....God set up flood...it's kind of his thing. RichGirl May 2015 #39

Obama and I have been waiting for this opportunity! Human101948 May 2015 #2

Speaking of FEMA and guns... jmowreader May 2015 #4

Probably a lot of them. Wonder if water damage makes a gun usless? jwirr May 2015 #10

No, but there's a problem... jmowreader May 2015 #19

LOL jwirr May 2015 #21

Wouldn't all that urine damage the guns? The Velveteen Ocelot May 2015 #26

I was hoping this was a true story, and also that you were there Voice for Peace May 2015 #31

You have talent. I want to see more of this. n/t freshwest May 2015 #41

Or as one man in the grocery store the other day called it; Jamastiene May 2015 #33

They can exercise their freedumb to sleep outside & starve if they so chose. bunnies May 2015 #3

yup. Obama caused the floods just to get people into those FEMA camps! lapfog_1 May 2015 #5

They just long for the days of the great and all-knowing Clenis! jmowreader May 2015 #12

That happened a looong time ago Va Lefty May 2015 #6

You know POTUS onecaliberal May 2015 #8

You can't lose what you never had. [nt] Jester Messiah May 2015 #11

LOL Scurrilous May 2015 #14

Our government went to a lot of expense fadedrose May 2015 #13

Flood the other half of the state, naturlich... jmowreader May 2015 #16

FEMGHAZI!! Arugula Latte May 2015 #15

Honey, that ship has sailed, long time ago Warpy May 2015 #18

As I have told several friends on Facebook... underpants May 2015 #20

Shhhhh! They told us this last June at our secret One World Order convention. displacedtexan May 2015 #22

Yo, jmow. 2007 called. KamaAina May 2015 #23

"...about to...."? truebluegreen May 2015 #24

You beat me by....seconds. alphafemale May 2015 #25

... truebluegreen May 2015 #38

For some reason I find the woes of Texas packman May 2015 #27

God hates Texas IronLionZion May 2015 #28

What minds? Jamastiene May 2015 #29

My problem with your post. Half-Century Man May 2015 #32

This is so delightful. I wonder if they will be allowed to have guns in the camps? Voice for Peace May 2015 #34

Considering the state of their minds... JHB May 2015 #36

As VP Quayle so insightfully said, "What a waste it is to lose one's mind" struggle4progress May 2015 #37

Is the mandatory Obamaphone a smart phone? n/t freshwest May 2015 #42

Its only a smart phone if the person using it is smart jmowreader May 2015 #43