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Jamastiene

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52. These work beautifully.

Thu May 28, 2015, 10:21 PM

May 2015

No weenie required.

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Now, lifting heavy stuff. Now, THAT is the ticket. When I don't feel like inventing something on the fly to lift a heavy thing, that is when to call a man. Men LOVE lifting heavy stuff to prove their strength, for some reason. At least, in my experience, they seem particularly enthusiastic to help. I've actually had one guy stand there and do the body builder poses to show me how strong he was after he lifted a heavy box. So, not only was he doing something for me, for free, but he was mighty proud of himself afterward too. Men are so easy to please.

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Indeed I do! AgingAmerican May 2015 #37

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Yup.... This is pretty well understood, I think.... Adrahil May 2015 #16

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And shovel the snow. Spitfire of ATJ May 2015 #32

These work beautifully. Jamastiene May 2015 #52

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Re: Scientists examine why men even exist OneBanana_TwoPeels May 2015 #18

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