OK, Bernie, I give up.

[Volaris]

39. One of the reasons Barack is President today,

Is because Jr. fucked up so incredibly badly and was so inept at nearly everything he tried, that the Electorate basically just said 'you know what fuck it, the smart black guy can't possibly make this worse, let him have his shot and see if he can do something with this trainwreck of a national agenda were in now.'

And if Bernie wins the White House and this country moves back toward a New-Deal-like economic and social agenda and the Morans in the Tea Party weep for the decline and death of 'murica, THAT WILL BE BUSH'S FAULT TOO, and they will have no choice but to finally admit it.

Their political pain will be exqusite, and their tears will be a FINE delicacy.


(Can we have a 'Republican Tears' smiley, because that would be awesome.)