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9. I'm going to give stand-up comedy a try this year at a local club

They have an open-mic night. Part of it will be on the war on Halloween. I just moved to KC from Tulsa, and I had a good time whenever a church called me for a harvest party because I would constantly say Halloween party back to them while taking down details about the party.

I was puttering around in my garage one October when a kid from a local Baptist church (they were canvassing the neighborhood) came up to give me a flyer about their church's Harvest Party. I looked it over and asked him, "Why don't you call it Halloween?" He misheard me because he proudly said, "That's right, sir. We would NEVER call it Halloween." "No, I said, why don't you call it Halloween? You're having costumes, treats, games like apple-bobbing, hayrides, and even bonfires. These are all trappings of a Halloween party. You realize Halloween is not some magic or evil word, right? You are having a Halloween Party but calling it something different. I'm sure your church is against orgies as well. Do you have those as well and call them Happy Pants Parties?"

He left somewhat hastily.

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