Alabama city suspends police officers after their links to hate groups exposed

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3. I feel safer...

...knowing these fine, intelligent, white police officers are protecting me from the horrors of racial tolerance. I only hope they're also on the alert for (pause for breath) gays and lesbians, members of the AACLU, Latinos, Asians, Jews, Catholics, and anybody who does not look and think exactly like me. Because I am God's model for the human species. I know you can't see me here on the Interwebs, but you would instantly appreciate my Aryan superiority if you could just have a peek. I won't post a picture because I don't think the average person could stand the shock of gazing upon such a perfect specimen as my own wonderful self. And I look damn fine in my little storm trooper uniform.