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33. We acquired a lizard (an iguana) via my girlfriend at the time from the front yard

The family cat took an interest to the new found green toy at the time. The interest turned into OK, I am confused (the cat of course) we can be friends, can't we sort of, in a way we are OK, in a way I think. Well forget that notion, but... (You get the idea)

A neighbor kid released it outside because he did not know how to take care of the animal. It turned out, he was feeding it iceberg lettuce which is a big no-no. The lizard had lizard zits and needed nutrition i.e. a better diet was prescribed which we provided...

Back to the cat and the lizard...

The iguana was introduced to the household. The cat thought this green thing to be an interesting subject. The iguana knock the cat ten feet across the room with its tail. From that point on, it was up to me to deal with the lizard when the lizard was on the kitty condo. The cat had a lot of respect for the lizard, it was amazing...