Republican House candidate: 'Either way, people and stegosaurs were living at the same time'

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

6. He's baaaack...

I remember some years ago when he tried unsuccessfully to get the GOP nomination to run for governor (they weren't as deranged back then, and they chose a moderate - a guy who'd probably be a Democrat if he ran again). Quist seemed to be barking mad at the time; evidently he's still nuttier than squirrel shit. He had a small but enthusiastic collection of religious-fanatic supporters, who came to be known as "Quistians."

You gotta wonder about a guy who spends so much time thinking about anal intercourse...