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jmowreader

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77. The obvious question needs to be asked

Sun Jun 21, 2015, 11:02 PM

Jun 2015

How did someone so squeamish about genitals, possible genitals, lines on little teddy bear statues that might or might not be genitals, etc., have a kid in the first place?

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mom upset that girl christening cake teddy bears has "crease" between legs [View all] Liberal_in_LA Jun 2015 OP

She's right. It's weird. Renew Deal Jun 2015 #1

Of all the stupid whines I've heard, this one takes MineralMan Jun 2015 #2

would u be comfortable presenting that cake to guests? Liberal_in_LA Jun 2015 #4

Sure. Why not? MineralMan Jun 2015 #7

lol. sorry Liberal_in_LA Jun 2015 #10

Any guests I know of actually know that MineralMan Jun 2015 #17

"It is not just me who thought this, it was a talking point at the christening � everyone was commen Liberal_in_LA Jun 2015 #31

Uff da! An entire party of strange people. MineralMan Jun 2015 #32

I wouldn't have a problem with it enlightenment Jun 2015 #19

No. I would not. Warren DeMontague Jun 2015 #45

Moronic is right Warpy Jun 2015 #60

She's a weirdo! HPXYZ Jun 2015 #76

the child is 3 she's not gonna notice Romeo.lima333 Jun 2015 #3

adults will Liberal_in_LA Jun 2015 #5

the adults should be adult about it and realize the child wont notice a thing and Romeo.lima333 Jun 2015 #13

here is how she handled it.. she covered up the "crease" Liberal_in_LA Jun 2015 #22

that's actually worse than the crease. KittyWampus Jun 2015 #24

Those bears shit flowers! Warren DeMontague Jun 2015 #46

Having no clue, I suppose, the significance of "flowering" to a female. dixiegrrrrl Jun 2015 #49

I think so too. n/t Jamastiene Jun 2015 #83

This message was self-deleted by its author EL34x4 Jun 2015 #84

Lol that is almost as bad LittleBlue Jun 2015 #29

LOL Dorian Gray Jun 2015 #71

Exactly. Jamastiene Jun 2015 #81

The makers of the cake gave her extra flowers to cover it up... Contrary1 Jun 2015 #23

Actually the 3-year-old girl will probably MineralMan Jun 2015 #20

Mr. Mineral, you are right on on your commentary on this. SaranchaIsWaiting Jun 2015 #36

I think it represents a seam elehhhhna Jun 2015 #6

It's a cake for a little girl, besides. MineralMan Jun 2015 #11

you are right.. statement from company Liberal_in_LA Jun 2015 #25

If the crease was representing a seam, Snobblevitch Jun 2015 #34

stop already elehhhhna Jun 2015 #39

Maybe they reversed a Plumber Bear body. TheCowsCameHome Jun 2015 #41

No, there could just be a dart to shape the tummy of the bear csziggy Jun 2015 #64

A dart??? Snobblevitch Jun 2015 #74

A dart is a triangular fold in fabric to shape a garment or other item. csziggy Jun 2015 #75

I knew that. I was attempting humor. Snobblevitch Jun 2015 #79

You're right vankuria Jun 2015 #58

That was my first thought when I saw the picture jberryhill Jun 2015 #72

Yes, that's where they put the seam in jberryhill Jun 2015 #73

The way the mom is looking at the poor bear with such disdain ... Arugula Latte Jun 2015 #8

it is teddy bear porn! Liberal_in_LA Jun 2015 #9

and then cut down to the close up of the teddy bear smirking... KittyWampus Jun 2015 #12

now you are making me laugh Liberal_in_LA Jun 2015 #16

Lol! Arugula Latte Jun 2015 #43

first world problem fizzgig Jun 2015 #14

poll at end of article... people agree with you 88%to 12% Liberal_in_LA Jun 2015 #28

Parents, screwing thing up for their kids, TheCowsCameHome Jun 2015 #15

there's no reason to disparage her appearance fizzgig Jun 2015 #21

That's funny. TheCowsCameHome Jun 2015 #27

ouch! Liberal_in_LA Jun 2015 #26

I just did an image search on "teddy bear" for comparison, and honestly, petronius Jun 2015 #18

....... Tierra_y_Libertad Jun 2015 #30

LOL!!!!!! dixiegrrrrl Jun 2015 #50

Looks like Ma Joad with the red ribbon on... KittyWampus Jun 2015 #53

Guess what, Kitty? It is! dixiegrrrrl Jun 2015 #55

teddy bear crotches: Most Important issue of the day for too many. SaranchaIsWaiting Jun 2015 #33

Amen! Frustratedlady Jun 2015 #47

OMG! The bears have vaginas! Rex Jun 2015 #35

I want to be on another planet malaise Jun 2015 #37

+1 daleanime Jun 2015 #48

because the 'mom's' genitals don't, I guess. elleng Jun 2015 #38

Well, consider the alternative. Eleanors38 Jun 2015 #40

What? No dirty pillows? Lochloosa Jun 2015 #42

The thing has a crease on its right foot, too. Warren DeMontague Jun 2015 #44

Whoa! That's just sick! I would really have blown my stack over that one! struggle4progress Jun 2015 #59

Maybe it's a Dick Morris thing. Warren DeMontague Jun 2015 #61

MOM NEEDS TO GET A LIFE . orpupilofnature57 Jun 2015 #51

And also get her mind out of the gutter. intheflow Jun 2015 #57

When I looked at it I just saw a seam nt LiberalElite Jun 2015 #52

I just love these middle class first world problems nadinbrzezinski Jun 2015 #54

+ 1000 Well Put !!!!!! orpupilofnature57 Jun 2015 #67

Lady is a pervert with sex on her mind. The bakery should sue her Person 2713 Jun 2015 #56

Bear Toe whatchamacallit Jun 2015 #62

+ 1000 !!!!!! orpupilofnature57 Jun 2015 #66

I think Mom has a weird mind Texasgal Jun 2015 #63

It's not even a REAL bear, FFS csziggy Jun 2015 #65

Now you tell me nadinbrzezinski Jun 2015 #69

What a wonderful world this would be Aerows Jun 2015 #68

The most disgusting thing I've ever seen. zappaman Jun 2015 #70

The obvious question needs to be asked jmowreader Jun 2015 #77

Some people need a lot of therapy Bettie Jun 2015 #78

First world "problems" Jamastiene Jun 2015 #80

Does she not sew? Tien1985 Jun 2015 #82

This creepy mom needs an anatomy lesson. 3catwoman3 Jun 2015 #85

it's definitely rather vag-like *smooths it with butter knife* you people have too much money MisterP Jun 2015 #86

Has mom ever been to a zoo? Omaha Steve Jun 2015 #87

Sometimes a seam is just a seam. Baitball Blogger Jun 2015 #88

Well, it could have worse, kentauros Jun 2015 #89

Made me think of this.. Adrahil Jun 2015 #90

Why not just shove a breadstick into the crease? Generic Brad Jun 2015 #91