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Politicalboi

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6. He's got Big Balls

Reply to FarCenter (Original post)

Tue May 15, 2012, 05:17 PM

May 2012

They've got big balls.

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure,
They're the balls that I like best.
And my balls are always bouncing,
To the left and to the right.
It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night.

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Mice That Eat Yogurt Have Larger Testicles [View all] FarCenter May 2012 OP

Read the fine print. The study was sponsored by the American Yogurt Association. KamaAina May 2012 #1

What fine print? FarCenter May 2012 #4

I forgot this KamaAina May 2012 #15

Hey I thought my wife had shrunk the crotch in my jeans... titaniumsalute May 2012 #2

Maybe it will help with boobs? n/t cr8tvlde May 2012 #3

searching on aisle 2......... dhill926 May 2012 #5

He's got Big Balls Politicalboi May 2012 #6

so THAT'S it. spanone May 2012 #7

Good to know Dokkie May 2012 #8

Mine could be basketballs if OriginalGeek May 2012 #25

I never knew that! Thanks; filed. nt babylonsister May 2012 #9

I added Greek Style yogurt to my diet a few months ago. With breakfast and often on black beans. onehandle May 2012 #10

yogurt on black bean? CBGLuthier May 2012 #24

I warm the beans with some Trader Joe's Chili Pepper Sauce sprinkled on them... onehandle May 2012 #26

Me too! :D kysrsoze May 2012 #11

Lots of good reasons to eat yogurt. silverweb May 2012 #12

I'm having enough trouble sitting down as it is TrogL May 2012 #13

I'm 67% more shiny with my consumption of Greek yogurt. AtomicKitten May 2012 #14

“The most entertaining aspects of all this were things we didn't anticipate...” Buns_of_Fire May 2012 #16

I'm looking forward to future yogurt commercials TlalocW May 2012 #17

(This would be where I'd put that famous squirrel .gif, if I could find it.) Buns_of_Fire May 2012 #18

would it be this fellow? KT2000 May 2012 #22

I didn't know you could store yogurt down there. n/t 2on2u May 2012 #19

I would think that the yogurt would go bad quickly. LuvNewcastle May 2012 #20

Well, Frankly, Mice Can Use All the Help They Can Get. NYC_SKP May 2012 #21

So I saw this mouse in the yogurt section at the grocery. Bake May 2012 #23