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121. We blew an ambush on a tiger in Vietnam in '69

Reply to aint_no_life_nowhere (Reply #33)

Wed Jul 22, 2015, 02:45 AM

Jul 2015

We had movement, and didn't know what it was until he could be seen leaping away in the flash from the claymore mines. He might have been intoxicated, but he got away before we could put him on the Breathalyzer.

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Bear downs 36 beers, passes out at campground [View all] marmar Jul 2015 OP

That's an ursine amount of beer to down at one sitting pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #1

He really hops to it. Kurovski Jul 2015 #4

I can barley take any more of these puns. marmar Jul 2015 #6

I can bearly take any more either. brush Jul 2015 #27

Campers are already reacting to the news with clawstrophobia pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #36

Good stuff! brush Jul 2015 #68

And believe me, they are not just casual feelings; they are in tents pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #49

That reminds me of a joke brush Jul 2015 #99

I think 90% of the wordplay I get credit for is recycled pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #100

This message was self-deleted by its author Kurovski Jul 2015 #5

It's a Schlitz load underpants Jul 2015 #80

Bud, you had better be weiser Aerows Jul 2015 #87

I don't work in the Pabst tense underpants Jul 2015 #89

That's thinking a head pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #95

I'd bet that bear was pretty Surly when hifiguy Jul 2015 #105

I think I see why they don't let Surly Bear do commercials... pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #113

Surly you jest underpants Jul 2015 #133

For that you get props.. pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #135

....... trusty elf Jul 2015 #142

Oh the hangover burn underpants Jul 2015 #134

This message was self-deleted by its author Kurovski Jul 2015 #2

Some where there is an Advertising yuiyoshida Jul 2015 #3

"The paws that refreshes" pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #7

.... lol 840high Jul 2015 #8

He'll claw his way to the top, and fur what? Kurovski Jul 2015 #10

It takes ambeertion to become tap bear... pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #120

maybe more like this... yuiyoshida Jul 2015 #11

Or... pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #12

Earl Hammond was my neighbor growing up.... pipoman Jul 2015 #55

Cool! pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #60

I remember this commercial! showing my age.. 2banon Jul 2015 #85

My favorite commercials as a child were the Hamms bear. xmas74 Jul 2015 #104

I grew up with the Hamm's Bear commercials. hifiguy Jul 2015 #106

"Don't make a boo-boo. Next time, put Rainier in YOUR pic-a-nic basket!" pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #16

There was an animated bear in '50s commercials for Hamm's beer. area51 Jul 2015 #31

As you pointed out its been done.. yuiyoshida Jul 2015 #34

Take it from this Minnesota boy hifiguy Jul 2015 #107

There's a "camping with Bill Brasky and a bear" joke in there somewhere.... Electric Monk Jul 2015 #9

This message was self-deleted by its author Kurovski Jul 2015 #13

Three jokes posted at the same time. Jeez. Kurovski Jul 2015 #14

Great minds drink alike pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #15

Just call me Ginny the Pooh. Kurovski Jul 2015 #75

We call you 'Quicks Draw' because of your slow posting finger pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #124

does a bear pee in the woods ? olddots Jul 2015 #17

After 36 beers? Like a racehorse! pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #116

"I don't know about you, but I find the world a better place" pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #18

And now the same bear keeps coming back Botany Jul 2015 #19

lol lovemydog Jul 2015 #20

that's so funny! C Moon Jul 2015 #22

..... trusty elf Jul 2015 #23

duzy! lovemydog Jul 2015 #35

That is DEFINITELY a DUzy. hifiguy Jul 2015 #108

.... pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #112

And travel money? nt msanthrope Jul 2015 #127

LOL! pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #128

No, my friend, this thread proves you are the sharpest knife in the DU drawer, bear none. nt msanthrope Jul 2015 #129

Aw, thanks pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #130

Blackbeary trusty elf Jul 2015 #136

Another DUzy! pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #137

..... trusty elf Jul 2015 #138

Seen that pic used for this.... Spitfire of ATJ Jul 2015 #24

Now that's funny! nt brush Jul 2015 #29

This one's got a better expression... Spitfire of ATJ Jul 2015 #30

LMAO Aerows Jul 2015 #88

And where can a bear find a plate of greasy has browns? C Moon Jul 2015 #21

Same place where you find the greasy has-beans? pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #117

RRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Monk06 Jul 2015 #25

I remember that!! KT2000 Jul 2015 #28

+1 n/t lumberjack_jeff Jul 2015 #66

A fond memory of my childhood! Did you grow up in WA as well? Coventina Jul 2015 #97

Nope raised in Victoria BC Monk06 Jul 2015 #110

I know a Canadian Vietnam vet who lives on the island pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #126

I met a Canadian VN vet in 1980. He was a tug boat skipper so I assumed he was navy. Monk06 Jul 2015 #144

LOL, exactly my first thought freeplessinseattle Jul 2015 #143

Probably a good thing Spirochete Jul 2015 #26

It was the bear's foament of tooth pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #32

punboy3niner trusty elf Jul 2015 #42

Yet I keep getting turned down for promotion to punboy4niner pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #43

When my dad was in Vietnam in 1965 aint_no_life_nowhere Jul 2015 #33

We blew an ambush on a tiger in Vietnam in '69 pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #121

Well, not to be a party-pooper and Rainier on your parade, but ... betsuni Jul 2015 #37

The bear always gets some free beers off the story of his exploits that day pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #39

The bear just got his 10 year chip, and runs the Baker Lake "courage to change" meeting. Warren DeMontague Jul 2015 #41

Apbearently he decided the bar denizens were Shaefer than the beary unhappy campers. nt pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #118

My bad. I misread the ad and thought the campground said they offered YOGA. pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #38

"put up a fight with a might so fearlessly" Warren DeMontague Jul 2015 #40

and here I thought bears prefered moonshine KG Jul 2015 #44

Has anybody seen my dad? Until we find my dad we can't rule-out that it wasn't a bear. Nuclear Unicorn Jul 2015 #45

First you need to explain why your dad also opens his beers with his claws and teeth pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #46

For my dad it would be an *Amber* alert. Nuclear Unicorn Jul 2015 #50

I'll certainly keep my eyes open for anyone acting sudspiciously pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #52

I would have never in my wildest dreams believed bears would drink anything but Hamms. B Calm Jul 2015 #47

Bears only have one universal product loyalty at a time pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #48

I don't blame him, I wouldn't drink the Busch either. liberal N proud Jul 2015 #51

I remember the Hamm's bears! CrispyQ Jul 2015 #84

My girlfriend was an alcoholic bear for Halloween pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #53

At least he didn't get the pick-a-nick basket. n/t PoliticAverse Jul 2015 #54

When I first read this, I felt sorry for the poor bear! steve2470 Jul 2015 #56

Must be the scent of Clydesdale pee in the Busch products dembotoz Jul 2015 #57

Interesting taste test. mmonk Jul 2015 #58

That bear is Smart Charles de Gaudless Jul 2015 #59

Smarter than the average bear, anyway pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #94

We had a bear break into our cabin CanonRay Jul 2015 #61

Let me guess...cabearnet? pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #62

I don't usually claw my way into beer COLGATE4 Jul 2015 #63

Wow, Busch beer. Just wow. Yavin4 Jul 2015 #64

Where I grew up we had a very effective bear eradication program pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #65

Lightweight. eom Chiyo-chichi Jul 2015 #67

No pizza? No chips? lpbk2713 Jul 2015 #69

A true party animal mike dub Jul 2015 #70

Well he wasn't planning on driving. Give him credit for that (nt) Nye Bevan Jul 2015 #71

Did they check his ID? GreatCaesarsGhost Jul 2015 #72

And the number one threat: Drunk Bears! Initech Jul 2015 #73

Thats #2 actually. The real #1 threat is still cstanleytech Jul 2015 #77

Do bears puke in the woods? LiberalEsto Jul 2015 #74

I dub pinboy3niner the honorary King of Bears. Kurovski Jul 2015 #76

...He's the Budwisenhiemer. Kurovski Jul 2015 #78

But in a good way! Kurovski Jul 2015 #79

You're Killian me! pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #98

Say "Bear Beer Belly" five times fast! kjones Jul 2015 #81

Party animal Facility Inspector Jul 2015 #82

I'll see your bear & raise you a squirrel. CrispyQ Jul 2015 #83

bear needs rehab Liberal_in_LA Jul 2015 #86

Sounds like Portland Hipster, did the bear also have Tattoos and dilby Jul 2015 #90

I Hef no idea pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #93

If he keeps this up, he'll become quite stout.. nt Princess Turandot Jul 2015 #91

There's help for that--but he should probably avoid Jenny Keg. nt pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #92

"Do 36 beers make my butt look vat?" nt pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #114

Stephen Colbert warned us about bears years ago BuelahWitch Jul 2015 #96

Discerning tastes? Cleita Jul 2015 #101

He was heard to exclaim, as he was led away, "I'll be Bock!" pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #102

I wonder if he likes Guinness. I'd be his lady bear then. eom Cleita Jul 2015 #103

Your marriage would be a Guinness Hurled Record! pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #122

Yes! Cleita Jul 2015 #123

People will read what the bride wore and they'll hrow up, too pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #139

Evidently, 20 pounds of dog food has the same effect... Contrary1 Jul 2015 #109

Passed out after 36 beers?? What a light-weight! Ghost in the Machine Jul 2015 #111

Smart bear. Busch beer is garbage. n/t roamer65 Jul 2015 #115

Confused bear. When the Iraq war began, he was protesting Busch. pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #119

Just goes to prove when it Rainiers, it purrs pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #125

marmar's secret ambition was to create a drunk bear thread that never dies pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #131

Got me! marmar Jul 2015 #141

36 beers? In the Lounge we call that "breakfast" pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #132

Boom. hifiguy Jul 2015 #145

This debauchery is offensive! And I swear when the wine runs out I shall abandon this thread! pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #140

Beer is way better than the piss this bear drinks. Glassunion Jul 2015 #146