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13. Opportunity Knocks

Folks,

This bastard is the human form of Cartman from South Park. Hell, they're even shaped similarly. Everybody should start referring to this turd as Cartman. Not governor, not candidate, just simply Cartman. For those who've ever watched the show, the shoe really fits here.

On a similar note, for fans of the Game of Thrones HBO series, I think Cruz has an eerie resemblance both physically and socially to the boy king Joffrey. Among my friends and colleagues and even on the street, I only speak of Cartman when referring to Christie and Joffrey when referring to Cruz. Believe me, those under 40 truly make the connection, and I'm an older fart.

Now for your homework assignment: Who does Trump represent?

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