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In reply to the discussion: What happened to Jimmy Hoffa? [View all]Dr Hobbitstein
(6,568 posts)6. Richard Nixon and the BFEE took him to Area 51.
From there, poppy Bush transported them back in time (and place) to Dallas, 11/22/63, where both Poppy and Hoffa took shots at JFK, framed Oswald, then returned the the present. Hoffa was then transported to an underground facility run by lizard people. He's still there, to this day.
It's all plain as day. Show me where I'm wrong.
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Oh, at first I read it as "Izzard people" - now, that would be, well, awesome. nt
djean111
Aug 2015
#7
I am, of course, insanely jealous. Tbphbtttt!!!!!! (Learned that from Bill the Cat).
djean111
Aug 2015
#37
Well, we could do a LOT worse than Eddie Izzard, actually. Dunno about the Lizard People.
djean111
Aug 2015
#36
Now I have a picture in my head of Ted Cruz sitting in Congress with a lizard tail sticking
djean111
Aug 2015
#59
no conspiracy too great! You know anton Chaitkin is a fucking LaRouche Douche?
snooper2
Aug 2015
#78
I'm not sure what or where, but I'm certain Clinton's penis had something to do with it. n/t
Lil Missy
Aug 2015
#64
The purpose of the thread is to serve as a platform to make fun of another member.
DisgustipatedinCA
Aug 2015
#90