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mercuryblues

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Fri Aug 7, 2015, 11:03 AM
Aug 2015

God created the Earth in a week. Obama needed 6 years to fix the Economy. How lazy is Obama? #MegynKellyDebateQuestions

#megynkellydebatequestions As President, how would you protect Texas from being invaded by the federal government?

MegynKellyDebateQuestions If elected, what would you do to ensure that Jesus and Santa stay white?

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roflmao SummerSnow Aug 2015 #1
I like this one: tblue37 Aug 2015 #19
We all know that gay marriage causes Global Warming. Nevernose Aug 2015 #2
We'll, I'm not a scientist SCantiGOP Aug 2015 #10
I love that one. Genius roguevalley Aug 2015 #34
R#6 & K n/t UTUSN Aug 2015 #3
K n R Blus4u Aug 2015 #4
To all candidates: weknowvino2 Aug 2015 #5
They're really funny. Thanks. I posted a couple. nt valerief Aug 2015 #6
Are you all addicted to Koch??? malaise Aug 2015 #7
OMG..these are vicious! dixiegrrrrl Aug 2015 #8
"Since God told more than one of you to run for President, which of you is lying?" Hepburn Aug 2015 #22
God told them all to run HassleCat Aug 2015 #26
What God said was "When you see me coming you better run" bjobotts Aug 2015 #38
And... HassleCat Aug 2015 #43
they are good barbtries Aug 2015 #9
OKAY! Now THAT's debate prep. I feel totally ready for tonight. FailureToCommunicate Aug 2015 #11
FOX "News" will offer a 3 million dollar gig for the first to drop out, any takers? Spitfire of ATJ Aug 2015 #12
Wicked Twitter Trolls? Marie Marie Aug 2015 #13
Mr. Huckabee, who is more religious, you or Jesus? dixiegrrrrl Aug 2015 #14
I liked: Aerows Aug 2015 #15
This was a good one, too! Aerows Aug 2015 #16
But this thread is useless without the actual source rocktivity Aug 2015 #17
Donald, if elected, will Americans have toupee more taxes? Stardust Aug 2015 #18
60% disapprove of Obama, 50% strongly disapprove. Please use math in a sentence" dixiegrrrrl Aug 2015 #24
You could ask Rand Paul that too! LOL! n/t Greybnk48 Aug 2015 #28
Satire? Who can know for sure? Scuba Aug 2015 #20
I'm always so tickled at how funny so many people are :) phylny Aug 2015 #21
Why didn't Megyn Kelly ask the REALLY important question: OldRedneck Aug 2015 #23
Did she have another child? N/T Fantastic Anarchist Aug 2015 #36
or an actual questions fing reporters have asked: "which of you love America more?" samsingh Aug 2015 #25
my favorites. mercuryblues Aug 2015 #27
(summoning inner troll) d_legendary1 Aug 2015 #29
That some good trolling underpants Aug 2015 #30
Feel free to spread'em around d_legendary1 Aug 2015 #33
lol Angry Dragon Aug 2015 #31
Could Dr Carson separate Scott Walker's lips conjoined to Koch Bros butt? stuffmatters Aug 2015 #32
marco rubio, when was the last time you were grounded. :D roguevalley Aug 2015 #35
Another good one nxylas Aug 2015 #37
These are ALL great! Including the ones offered here in these posts! calimary Aug 2015 #39
Priceless! passiveporcupine Aug 2015 #40
Jesus lived for about 30-35 years and never married. Hmmm. nt Bernardo de La Paz Aug 2015 #41
lol Liberal_in_LA Aug 2015 #42
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