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10. Not quite this early, but he did draw them

Primary season is starting earlier and earlier because so many states have stupidly changed their primary dates to the first three months of an election year in order to attract advertising dollars.

I would dearly love to see a constitutional amendment mandating a primary date in May or June, at the earliest. These two year long campaigns are wearing, to say the least, and that's just on the public.