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Betty Karlson

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12. Best joke of the entire campaign 2008:

Reply to Attorney in Texas (Reply #8)

Fri Aug 14, 2015, 03:01 AM

Aug 2015

"Hello Todd, this is George Bush."

"Hello Mr. president. Good to hear from you."

"I thought I would give you a call. Where are you guys?"

"In Missouri, Mr. President. For the debates."

"But if you are in Missouri, who is watching Russia?"

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US News & World Report: "Fiorina's Rise Has Just Begun" (headline buries the report's conclusion) [View all] Attorney in Texas Aug 2015 OP

She's risen from flat-lined to 6 percent! Wow. BillZBubb Aug 2015 #1

She is just a combo of all the other repub candidates katmondoo Aug 2015 #2

Translate that as: "we have already selected the next VP candidate, and she's not as bad as Palin!" Betty Karlson Aug 2015 #3

Fiorina has definitely mismanaged more companies into the ground and killed off more jobs that Palin Attorney in Texas Aug 2015 #5

But she doesn't have a pregnant underage daughter, secessionist husband Betty Karlson Aug 2015 #7

Good point. Plus, she can't see jackshit from her house (so no Russian foreign policy experience) Attorney in Texas Aug 2015 #8

Best joke of the entire campaign 2008: Betty Karlson Aug 2015 #12

another look at how well she did! PS she can't win story: "Why Carly Fiorina Is Rising in the Polls" Attorney in Texas Aug 2015 #4

She comes off as SO plastic and rehearsed. Was she an actress or something? closeupready Aug 2015 #6

Camille Paglia was brutal "For a surreal moment, I thought it was Dustin Hoffman in drag in Tootsie" Attorney in Texas Aug 2015 #9

"With apologies to Mr. Hoffman"? closeupready Aug 2015 #10

... LittleBlue Aug 2015 #11