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diabeticman

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2. So if I tell you the joke about the 2 drunks in a 5 story bar... What would it tell you about me ?
Thu Aug 20, 2015, 12:50 AM
Aug 2015

It is really the only funny joke I know.

2 drunks are in a 5 story bar drinking. after a few drinks one drunk walks to the window and jumps out the window. A few minutes later he comes walking up the steps sits at the bar and has a few more drinks. This man repeats the process of having a few drinks going over to the window and jumping out and returns a few minutes later. Finally the second dunk says: "Man, you should be dead. How are you surviving?

First drunk: Actually with the way the building is built there is a consent updraft and with all the gasses in your body you just float down.

Second Drunk: I have got to try this. He finishes his drink matches to the window jumps out the window ...Splat.

Bartender: Your a jerk when you drink, Superman.


Also do you think my wife might have impressed by asking the question of which Robin?

Seriously... Thank you for that information. My friend has an interview tomorrow and has been worried about getting asked like a question like that?

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Yes. And I've asked those questions too WestCoastLib Aug 2015 #1
So if I tell you the joke about the 2 drunks in a 5 story bar... What would it tell you about me ? diabeticman Aug 2015 #2
It appears that your wife answered it well. WestCoastLib Aug 2015 #3
On diversity and dress codes in the workplace ... JustABozoOnThisBus Aug 2015 #24
It's a psych question REP Aug 2015 #4
I was asked a totally bizarre question in a job interview once Art_from_Ark Aug 2015 #5
That's an inappropriate question at a job interview alcibiades_mystery Aug 2015 #11
Yup. Agschmid Aug 2015 #18
That was back in 1987 or 88 Art_from_Ark Aug 2015 #34
I was asked how I planned to be as good as the guy sitting next to my interviewer. Oneironaut Aug 2015 #6
I was once asked "Do you think you will like working here?" Contrary1 Aug 2015 #7
I've been asked all kinds of stupid questions on job interviews. bemildred Aug 2015 #8
I got "How do you feel about abortion?" Syzygy321 Aug 2015 #9
In an ob-gyn department, wouldn't a question about abortion be relevant? muriel_volestrangler Aug 2015 #13
No. Nobody is forced to perform abortions Syzygy321 Aug 2015 #14
So, if anywhere needs to fill a post that include working with abortions muriel_volestrangler Aug 2015 #15
I am talking about my situationn and the job I was applying for. Syzygy321 Aug 2015 #21
Oh, I would so respond to that "I haven't had one so far and can guarantee you I never will..." stevenleser Aug 2015 #19
What company asked her that question? Orrex Aug 2015 #10
If you had a choice would you rather be an internet poster or his wife? Nuclear Unicorn Aug 2015 #12
Another reason why I enjoy being self-employed. Vinca Aug 2015 #16
I'd Come Close RobinA Aug 2015 #26
Superman. nt Javaman Aug 2015 #17
Clark Kent, because even Superman needs to pay the bills... hunter Aug 2015 #32
but there's the rub... Javaman Aug 2015 #33
I was asked that in my last interview and said "Alfred" Lee-Lee Aug 2015 #20
That was a great answer. N/t azmom Aug 2015 #31
The answer to the question isn't particularly important brooklynite Aug 2015 #22
I want to be Nightwing. Xyzse Aug 2015 #23
You could make a good case for being Batman OR Robin, depending on the circumstance... cbdo2007 Aug 2015 #25
I was asked what kind of cheese I preferred olddots Aug 2015 #27
Maybe the point is to actually find someone willing to say MattBaggins Aug 2015 #30
If you're not a believer, how do you make decisions? broiles Aug 2015 #28
I got asked which super hero would you like to be MattBaggins Aug 2015 #29
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