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53. I was asked to be on the jury duty, but I couldn't decide.

Mon May 21, 2012, 02:42 AM

May 2012

First I said Leave it because it's boneheaded, then I said Hide it because it could be the start of an interesting discussion....no wait... so I went back and tried to change my vote to match the written description... but I still couldn't decide. So I opted out.

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This message was self-deleted by its author [View all] xfundy May 2012 OP

Someone, pass the popcorn MrScorpio May 2012 #1

because you know, only men are horny, Mr. Scorpio Skittles May 2012 #2

DARN YOU!!! I was going to say that. You beat me to it! Zalatix May 2012 #7

.....and only men are gay....... Vanje May 2012 #40

TOUCHE!! Skittles May 2012 #43

It's like a mass beaching of dolphins jberryhill May 2012 #5

Well, according to the OP, I guess you'll be wanting butter on that? bluesbassman May 2012 #9

This could have been hilarious. freshwest May 2012 #52

'Cause it's all about sex and pee-pees, huh. Iggo May 2012 #3

Heh! Webster Green May 2012 #4

I think "drunk" is only part of the story jberryhill May 2012 #6

The difference in a gay man and a straight man is a 12 pack and a couple of joints.... Rowdyboy May 2012 #8

I would go on a rant about how I hate when people say guys only think about sex and... white_wolf May 2012 #10

oh I hope so silentwarrior May 2012 #11

Wow, where to start? Prophet 451 May 2012 #12

I was going to post a response Control-Z May 2012 #15

I have nothing to add to that. You've said exactly what I was going to. n/t Chan790 May 2012 #45

Thus, gay, straight, or somewhere in between are all natural\normal dispositions loyalsister May 2012 #56

Absolutely Prophet 451 May 2012 #66

Even when watchin the SUPERBOWL? chknltl May 2012 #13

Thank you Captain Obvious taterguy May 2012 #14

Sex thread alert.... that is all. n/t 2on2u May 2012 #16

Somehow an 'x' was accidentally placed in front of your name. retread May 2012 #17

thread winner obamanut2012 May 2012 #19

Did someone claim there was a difference between treestar May 2012 #18

No. Iggo May 2012 #24

Well, that can be true... originalpckelly May 2012 #25

Yeah, I've heard of you guys! Iggo May 2012 #27

That makes them heteroflexible, not gay n/t eridani May 2012 #46

Heheheh..."heteroflexible". Iggo May 2012 #48

What are you saying JonLP24 May 2012 #20

My aunt says men would have fun with a hole in the wall. n/t vaberella May 2012 #21

when my tipsy neighbor was having a problem getting his key in the doorlock Skittles May 2012 #29

ROFL!!!n/t vaberella May 2012 #54

A friend of mine who spent some time in prison, said men will fornicate crunch60 May 2012 #64

nonsequitors are fun! eShirl May 2012 #22

why should it matter what you think silentwarrior May 2012 #23

Does summer camp count? I mean, summer camp doesn't count, right? n/t DefenseLawyer May 2012 #26

STOP IT DEFENSELAWYER Skittles May 2012 #30

Come back, xfundy! eShirl May 2012 #28

No some of us are picky about where we put our junk. craigmatic May 2012 #31

Questioning peoples' identity is bullshit. LeftyMom May 2012 #32

Wow. Maybe The Most Ignorant Post in the History of DU. Yavin4 May 2012 #33

Well, aren't you special. uppityperson May 2012 #34

Seriously? nobodyspecial May 2012 #35

Yup. And it is TOS problem so hosts aren't locking it. Incredible. uppityperson May 2012 #37

I posted about it in Meta if you care to chime in nobodyspecial May 2012 #38

Make that at least #4. LeftyMom May 2012 #39

I think it is the wrong forum for this sort of humor. I pm'd him asking if would self delete uppityperson May 2012 #41

FYI obamanut2012 May 2012 #44

? uppityperson May 2012 #50

Not you -- I promise! obamanut2012 May 2012 #67

I was asked to be on the jury duty, but I couldn't decide. Quantess May 2012 #53

t3 spanone May 2012 #36

oh shit. one_voice May 2012 #42

I am so sex of people spreading the lie that all men think about is sex. nt Comrade_McKenzie May 2012 #47

LOL, welcome to DU :) Electric Monk May 2012 #51

The poster is talking about his thinking about sex, not anyone else thinking about having sex. IMHO. freshwest May 2012 #55

I think cars are sexy. Especially the tailpipes. provis99 May 2012 #49

This was a pretty trolly OP. Wait, is 'trolly' a word? stevenleser May 2012 #57

ding ding ding eShirl May 2012 #60

The bell went ding, ding, ding Son of Gob May 2012 #61

you forgot: and it's spelled "trolley" eShirl May 2012 #62

I've got no problem with the spelling. Son of Gob May 2012 #63

No. ElboRuum May 2012 #70

I think hit and run flame bait is bullshit. Hell Hath No Fury May 2012 #58

Only way someone will prove I played with dolls when I was a kid is with photographic evidence NNN0LHI May 2012 #59

Ever write a letter, not meaning to send it? xfundy May 2012 #65

THANK YOU FOR YOUR EXPLANATION! uppityperson May 2012 #68

You could self delete it. No? Fearless May 2012 #69

No, I never have obamanut2012 May 2012 #71

OK, so should I delete it? xfundy May 2012 #72