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16. Armaments

Reply to Nye Bevan (Original post)

Tue Sep 1, 2015, 02:30 PM

Sep 2015

Chapter 2 Verses 9-21

O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it Thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits

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Favorite Bible verse? [View all] Nye Bevan Sep 2015 OP

Matthew 6:5 IDemo Sep 2015 #1

Matt. 6:6 KamaAina Sep 2015 #2

I have always loved Psalm 23 tymorial Sep 2015 #3

I like referencing Hoseah 13:16 to fundies arcane1 Sep 2015 #4

Psalm 137:9. Feel the godly Christian love whatthehey Sep 2015 #5

Yes, feel the love, but only after you've stoned to death aperson for uttering the name of the Lord, Arugula Latte Sep 2015 #13

you might want to read Psalm 137:9..... whatthehey Sep 2015 #20

On a technicality. Psalms were pre-Christianity. Glassunion Sep 2015 #57

Of course, but part of the Christian bible. whatthehey Sep 2015 #82

I've always liked that one about not giving a chicken bone to a dog. Orrex Sep 2015 #6

whatever the last one is lame54 Sep 2015 #7

"Thee End." Atman Sep 2015 #8

What about my end? Glassunion Sep 2015 #58

Favorite in what way? hunter Sep 2015 #9

What is this, a bad SciFi flick? It's a book written by old white dudes NightWatcher Sep 2015 #10

You're confused. The "old white dudes" wrote the Constitution. branford Sep 2015 #37

Ok, brown dudes, but what about the part about heavy manipulations by those in power? NightWatcher Sep 2015 #40

I'm not particularly religious, branford Sep 2015 #48

There are so many good ones! It's hard to pick just one! Arugula Latte Sep 2015 #11

Leviticus 24:16 hobbit709 Sep 2015 #14

I'm inviting you to my family Thanksgiving. bvf Sep 2015 #17

No thanks. bvf Sep 2015 #12

How is this GD material? PeaceNikki Sep 2015 #15

Armaments Mendocino Sep 2015 #16

Who, being naughty in thy sight, shall snuff it. n/t A HERETIC I AM Sep 2015 #68

Five is right out. n/t Mendocino Sep 2015 #69

I nearly soiled my armor, I was so scared. A HERETIC I AM Sep 2015 #72

And the lord Mendocino Sep 2015 #73

Manky Scots Git. A HERETIC I AM Sep 2015 #75

AH! Mendocino Sep 2015 #80

Bloody peasant. A HERETIC I AM Sep 2015 #81

You can't expect Mendocino Sep 2015 #83

Oh, I am afraid our life must seem very dull and quiet compared to yours. A HERETIC I AM Sep 2015 #84

Someday Mendocino Sep 2015 #85

Bravely bold Sir Robin, rode forth from Camelot. A HERETIC I AM Sep 2015 #86

She turned me into a NEWT Mendocino Sep 2015 #88

Romans 12:18 ileus Sep 2015 #18

Book of Armaments, Chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one. lumberjack_jeff Sep 2015 #19

Excellent choice. hifiguy Sep 2015 #24

Indeed, it's not entertainment, it's theology. n/t lumberjack_jeff Sep 2015 #26

Skip a bit brother. JeffHead Sep 2015 #52

Unlocked. Agschmid Sep 2015 #21

"Blessed be the heavenly hosts who unlocketh the GD Bible thread. Nye Bevan Sep 2015 #23

Verily n/t arcane1 Sep 2015 #27

Lol. Agschmid Sep 2015 #55

Can you share with us the reason for allowing it in GD? PeaceNikki Sep 2015 #25

I don't know if I've ever seen an Unlock for a legit Lock NightWatcher Sep 2015 #31

See post #36. TexasTowelie Sep 2015 #39

I'm one of the forum hosts TexasTowelie Sep 2015 #36

Thank you. I was genuinely curious since it seemed pretty clear. PeaceNikki Sep 2015 #38

Saints be praised ... DUZY!!! JoePhilly Sep 2015 #42

K & R Chemisse Sep 2015 #22

John 1:1-18. In the beginning was the Word. hrmjustin Sep 2015 #28

The Cana wedding water-to-wine story LiberalElite Sep 2015 #29

Yep. Or He could have turned the water into a nonalcoholic beverage such as Sprite. Nye Bevan Sep 2015 #33

Or... Xolodno Sep 2015 #49

so this is a thing deacon_sephiroth Sep 2015 #87

Huh? Xolodno Sep 2015 #91

I don't know much about the bible, but here are three really good ones: StevieM Sep 2015 #30

St. Paul to the Corinthians (St. Paul was the man!) Chapter 13 Drahthaardogs Sep 2015 #32

Even as an atheist, I find this verse inspiring. panader0 Sep 2015 #47

It is beautiful. Drahthaardogs Sep 2015 #54

Matthew 25:29 Fla_Democrat Sep 2015 #34

. Rex Sep 2015 #35

Not one.... Xolodno Sep 2015 #41

Most if my favorites would be snarky ... JoePhilly Sep 2015 #43

"And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye..." Romulox Sep 2015 #44

I have two that spring to mind: gvstn Sep 2015 #45

A few favorites Cairycat Sep 2015 #46

Very good TexasProgresive Sep 2015 #66

John 11:35 Jesus wept REP Sep 2015 #50

Beat me to it! n/t Gormy Cuss Sep 2015 #51

I am most definitely not... 3catwoman3 Sep 2015 #53

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Judith 13;8-10 Starry Messenger Sep 2015 #60

"If You Act Like A Dumbshit, They'll Treat You As An Equal" blogslut Sep 2015 #61

This message was self-deleted by its author Warren DeMontague Sep 2015 #62

Praise boB blogslut Sep 2015 #63

Okay, I'm an atheist...but also a socialist, so... Lizzie Poppet Sep 2015 #64

Judges 19 "Behold, here is my daughter a maiden" Warren Stupidity Sep 2015 #65

Similarly, Lot's daughters... SidDithers Sep 2015 #90

the odd thing is they do read it, at least some of them, Warren Stupidity Sep 2015 #92

Ah, some good old Biblical Values! Now that's what we need in this country! Arugula Latte Sep 2015 #94

John 16:33 Shrek Sep 2015 #67

Matt: 22:39 Peacetrain Sep 2015 #70

The one that lets me own an assault rifle. Bad Thoughts Sep 2015 #71

Job 1:6-7 0rganism Sep 2015 #74

Maybe not my favorite verse, but certainly... interesting Art_from_Ark Sep 2015 #76

It May be Cheating to Use Thomas, On the Road Sep 2015 #77

Numbers 22:28-30 Major Nikon Sep 2015 #78

Not a verse, but Half-Century Man Sep 2015 #79

I'll pick one from Column A, and one from Column B . . . hatrack Sep 2015 #89

Sorry, can't help ya.. yuiyoshida Sep 2015 #93