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15. God doesn't bother with marriage.

Sat Sep 12, 2015, 11:43 PM

Sep 2015

In 1964 I told the Sunday school teacher if the Bible is right and God made Mary pregnant but didn't give her a choice and wasn't married to her then He was either a rapist or a fornicator. I asked thinking there's a translation problem somewhere but got the stare from hell instead of an answer.

3 hrs later my father was giving me a talking to about asking too many questions in Sunday school all the while trying not to laugh.

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Saw some fruitcakes today... [View all] durablend Sep 2015 OP

Abraham, David, Jacob, and Solomon all had multiple wives. guillaumeb Sep 2015 #1

Someone left a cake out in the rain HassleCat Sep 2015 #2

Yep, clearly not enough sense to come in out of the rain! n/t RKP5637 Sep 2015 #3

Just side of the road craziness or was it in protest of something going on? Juicy_Bellows Sep 2015 #4

Ignorance is bliss. procon Sep 2015 #5

Which woman did God marry again? Erich Bloodaxe BSN Sep 2015 #6

God doesn't bother with marriage. KentuckyWoman Sep 2015 #15

How DARE you malign fruitcake like that! dorkzilla Sep 2015 #7

+1 Sherman A1 Sep 2015 #8

THANK YOU REP Sep 2015 #11

I’ll actually start making Gran’s Christmas fruitcake very soon...takes time to set! dorkzilla Sep 2015 #14

Thanks for the misleading title... jmowreader Sep 2015 #9

I make panettone and stollen for the Cold Weather Festivities REP Sep 2015 #12

The Lannisters send their regards. Oneironaut Sep 2015 #10

they're Catholic creationists MisterP Sep 2015 #13