John Oliver shuts down Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption Church after getting too many donations [View all]

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from people spilling their seed of faith...

From:
http://www.ourladyofperpetualexemption.com/

September 13, 2015

It is I, Megareverend and C.E.O. of Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption Church, Pastor John Oliver.

We thank you for all your kind donations, but I’m sorry to report that we have closed down the church. And let me take a moment to explain why - it’s certainly not because we have to.

We have still, miraculously, not broken any laws by promising you untold riches in return for sending us money. We’re also not closing down because you all kept sending us actual seeds, even though we explicitly told you not to. We’re closing because multiple people sent us sperm through the mail. And when someone sends you jizz through the mail, it’s time to stop whatever you’re doing.

So we are shutting this s**t down. Praise be!

Video of the announcement on his show:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=4&v=_kyabItBnGE