For Those Who Don't Feel 'Counter-Bullying' is "Appropriate";

[Comrade_McKenzie]

5. I will always retaliate against people.

Freshman year, I was called fat by a boy and I put a thumb tack in his seat the next day. He never said anything to me again.

My ex-fiancee kept sending me harassing text messages, so I hijacked all of her Internet accounts and gave them back after she promised to stop it. She did.

A supervisor at work always gives people a hard time and was always an ass to me, so I photoshopped a picture of him in a Drill Sergeant uniform and put it above the time clock. He never bothered me again.