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dorkzilla

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61. Its not hair, is an opossum!
Wed Sep 16, 2015, 08:35 PM
Sep 2015

He’s just playing dead till the cameras are off, then it will slink away. Another will be trapped and released for his next appearance. If he bombs, the marsupials of America can breathe a collective sigh of relief.



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It's like really hard NOT to mention that plane behind them huh? Agschmid Sep 2015 #1
I don't think I can take all this sucking off of Reagan. n/t BlueStater Sep 2015 #2
No better way to say that... Agschmid Sep 2015 #5
These guys are better than the others at stagecraft. nolabear Sep 2015 #3
These intros are hilarious K lib Sep 2015 #4
They were so sickening I don't know how long I can last watching this charade. nt valerief Sep 2015 #7
The Rubio water bottle was rediculous... Agschmid Sep 2015 #9
Anybody else notice that NOBODY applauded after Cruz's little intro. Marie Marie Sep 2015 #142
The great shining city on the hill! redwitch Sep 2015 #6
Oh Jeeze The empressof all Sep 2015 #8
Might as well get the Trump thumping underway. nolabear Sep 2015 #10
Buh-bye Rand. Agschmid Sep 2015 #11
Ooh! redwitch Sep 2015 #12
OOOOohhhhhh... Trump jumps Rand Paul. nolabear Sep 2015 #13
Well he is #11... Agschmid Sep 2015 #14
Its not hair, is an opossum! dorkzilla Sep 2015 #61
I'm sorry who? Agschmid Sep 2015 #63
Rand’s hair. Trumps is an exotic moth called a caterpillar bear. nt dorkzilla Sep 2015 #65
Rand who? Agschmid Sep 2015 #67
I’m not watching. I lost 20 IQ points last time that are just coming back. dorkzilla Sep 2015 #76
I hear that! Agschmid Sep 2015 #80
Oh My Gawd! redwitch Sep 2015 #15
donny boy hit him again. riversedge Sep 2015 #16
And Pataki couldn't be elected dogcatcher! redwitch Sep 2015 #23
Trump just might hang himself if they're smart. nolabear Sep 2015 #18
Good grief.... femmocrat Sep 2015 #17
Such enlightening debate eh? Agschmid Sep 2015 #20
He's Donald Trump. The Donald Trumpiest. nolabear Sep 2015 #21
In his spare time, tRump teaches smack talk to NBA players tishaLA Sep 2015 #39
They're all gonna gang up on Trump Cheese Sandwich Sep 2015 #19
you have to applaud trumps modesty. spanone Sep 2015 #22
That your BROTHER created, Jeb, you asshole. n/t BlueStater Sep 2015 #24
funny how history started when Obama took office and not before LSK Sep 2015 #25
Trump was right to ask CNN to donate their advertising proceeds Blasphemer Sep 2015 #26
The attack Trump show... Agschmid Sep 2015 #30
yeah the Trump show picking on all the other freaks LSK Sep 2015 #35
Serious Bush next to jolly donny. What a contrast. riversedge Sep 2015 #27
bu$h talking about how much worse it is than when his fucking brother left office spanone Sep 2015 #28
I'm so happy. nolabear Sep 2015 #29
Bush is just chuckling at this point... Agschmid Sep 2015 #31
Scott Walker BS coming your way K lib Sep 2015 #32
There goes Walker talker again --it is working (his #ALEC policies in Wi). Donny smacking him down riversedge Sep 2015 #33
"left wing talking points"... "facts" Agschmid Sep 2015 #37
The B.S is starting fast! imanamerican63 Sep 2015 #34
"Just because he says it doesn't make it true." nolabear Sep 2015 #36
ha ha. Walker is lectering the voters saying it is about time they stood up riversedge Sep 2015 #38
The BS K lib Sep 2015 #40
Not much to fact check with these guys... Agschmid Sep 2015 #43
not a trump fan restorefreedom Sep 2015 #41
You have a stronger stomach than I do. sheshe2 Sep 2015 #42
I do. Agschmid Sep 2015 #48
Republican kiddie table debate open thread #1, 2, 3 sheshe2 Sep 2015 #109
Damn, I was going to say the exact same thing! greatauntoftriplets Sep 2015 #68
The way you deal with "that guy"... Agschmid Sep 2015 #115
Yeah, him.... greatauntoftriplets Sep 2015 #139
Why the hell is Chris Christie even here? BlueStater Sep 2015 #44
If Christie wasn't so despicable his stage talent would work well. nolabear Sep 2015 #45
Aides Rush On Stage To Rotate Scott Walker Back To Direction Of Audience riversedge Sep 2015 #46
Chris Christie is at 3% or lower. Go away SummerSnow Sep 2015 #47
Chris Christie is a vessel! redwitch Sep 2015 #49
Carson is far worse on stage than he is one on one. Interesting. nolabear Sep 2015 #50
Is Ben Carson sober? itsrobert Sep 2015 #51
Yah... But. Agschmid Sep 2015 #52
omg , I loved Foster Brooks...Dean Martin Celebrity Roast SummerSnow Sep 2015 #54
why do these people all want to be part of this horrid thing they call 'government'? spanone Sep 2015 #53
Hopefully *THIS* isn't our government. Agschmid Sep 2015 #55
The Plane, Boss! sfpcjock Sep 2015 #56
These questions suck. Kasich already took Tapper to task. femmocrat Sep 2015 #57
CNN clearly wants a fight. Agschmid Sep 2015 #62
Trump on Rand: "I never attacked his looks, and believe me, there's plenty of subject matter right riversedge Sep 2015 #58
Jeb! and The Donald are having a catfight. BlueStater Sep 2015 #59
More like... Agschmid Sep 2015 #66
Asked about Ahmed Mohamed, Bobby Jindal said it's Christians who are really discriminated against riversedge Sep 2015 #60
I guess after Making Mexico build a wall Trump will get along with them Agnosticsherbet Sep 2015 #64
I remember he said to take the oil in Iran. oh yeah you'll make fast friends doing that. SummerSnow Sep 2015 #74
The Kuds force!! LSK Sep 2015 #69
Hey at least she knew what she was talking about, it was a dig at Trump. Agschmid Sep 2015 #72
Walker tries to attack Trump, loses his way, says he’ll fight for “average Americans” riversedge Sep 2015 #70
Oh boy it's Ted Cruz again! redwitch Sep 2015 #71
Sunshine Vodka! Agschmid Sep 2015 #73
Have been drinking a Rochester, NY vodka but love my VT neighbors so... redwitch Sep 2015 #82
Oh send me the name, big fan of Rochester... Agschmid Sep 2015 #83
Recipe 21 redwitch Sep 2015 #121
I'll check it out thanks, I'm up there for a wedding in February. I'll stock up. Agschmid Sep 2015 #122
Who plans a wedding in upstate NY in February? redwitch Sep 2015 #133
Republicans... Agschmid Sep 2015 #138
LOL! redwitch Sep 2015 #146
Rubio / Kasich ticket scares me. NYCButterfinger Sep 2015 #75
Why not Kasich on top? Agschmid Sep 2015 #77
Rubio brings youth to the electorate. NYCButterfinger Sep 2015 #95
Huckabee claims he is a religious man, he is such a warmonger. SummerSnow Sep 2015 #78
Did he talk yet? Agschmid Sep 2015 #86
I don't think he has been asked one question. nt femmocrat Sep 2015 #90
he is now, saying how Iran will end civilization as we know it LSK Sep 2015 #97
I think that a pretty accurate description right? Agschmid Sep 2015 #101
I just looked at a beautiful Crescent Moon, hoping my We Want Bernie list is ready . orpupilofnature57 Sep 2015 #79
It's an indictment of everyone else that Fiorina is the only one to give a substantive answer tishaLA Sep 2015 #81
It's like watching the dwarf "Grumpy" walk into a group of dwarf hating drunk smerfs... GitRDun Sep 2015 #84
this whole crowd restorefreedom Sep 2015 #85
GREED. War profiteering. valerief Sep 2015 #88
they worship their god, money. nt restorefreedom Sep 2015 #113
There is nothing that makes them hard more than being tough and killing. Sick bastards. DiehardLiberal Sep 2015 #114
vile and repugnant, they are. nt restorefreedom Sep 2015 #134
Uagh, my husband is forcing me to watch this crap...help....save me! Dont call me Shirley Sep 2015 #87
Drinking game? Agschmid Sep 2015 #93
I may have to take it back up again. Nutbag Humpabee is on. Dont call me Shirley Sep 2015 #100
Is majiruana legal in your state? Agschmid Sep 2015 #103
Medical, I have none :-( Dont call me Shirley Sep 2015 #108
two hour legal separation is a possible solution? virtualobserver Sep 2015 #102
I'm pretty sure that's spousal abuse and I have the number of a great divorce attorney. herding cats Sep 2015 #105
THESE REPUBLIANS ARE NUTS yuiyoshida Sep 2015 #89
Yup. Agschmid Sep 2015 #94
SUPER SANCTIONS!!! Agschmid Sep 2015 #91
Scott Walker bends over for the Kochs K lib Sep 2015 #92
Oh, great. Now I have to listen to that bloated homophobe from Arkansas. n/t BlueStater Sep 2015 #96
All they want to do is talk about war , war, war,. SummerSnow Sep 2015 #98
We don't do war unless we win, duh. Agschmid Sep 2015 #104
Then I guess they will consult Gandalf the Grey to look into the future SummerSnow Sep 2015 #144
Hey I hear he is available... Agschmid Sep 2015 #148
I would like to thank you all for watching and reporting so I don’t have to! dorkzilla Sep 2015 #99
I will tell you fewer people (at least on DU) are watching... Agschmid Sep 2015 #110
it would be funny if the entire US population got tired of their BS virtualobserver Sep 2015 #130
We should start a #TurnOffTheDebate campaign... Agschmid Sep 2015 #132
I second that....I too am relying on the kindness of DU'ers virtualobserver Sep 2015 #111
There isn’t enough rum in the world to get through watching that! dorkzilla Sep 2015 #120
Don't know about the rest of you all, but we can't quit laughing! 7wo7rees Sep 2015 #106
I can hear my wife laughing in the other room. virtualobserver Sep 2015 #116
I am. redwitch Sep 2015 #125
Alternatively, you can pledge a dime, quarter dollar rocktivity Sep 2015 #137
NEWS FLASH!!! Obama isn't running idiots. SummerSnow Sep 2015 #107
I actually agreed with something Rand Paul said. BlueStater Sep 2015 #112
Yes... Yes you do. Agschmid Sep 2015 #124
THE SIXTH FLEET sfpcjock Sep 2015 #117
We have just one question for the #CNNDebate -- who is burning abortion clinics? riversedge Sep 2015 #118
Doubtful they will even get there. Agschmid Sep 2015 #126
And they will say...PATRIOTS!! SummerSnow Sep 2015 #150
A vote for Hillary is a vote for the Ayotollah apparently... Agschmid Sep 2015 #119
Kim Davis supporter Ted Cruz kvetches about "theocratic ayatollahs" tishaLA Sep 2015 #123
Here it comes... Agschmid Sep 2015 #127
That's a lot of sabers rattling up there. nolabear Sep 2015 #128
In 2014, Carly Fiorina Said Focusing on Reproductive Rights Is an 'Insult' to Women riversedge Sep 2015 #129
if you want to give yourselves a treat, restorefreedom Sep 2015 #131
apparently K lib Sep 2015 #135
So most of these guys would happily go to war with China, Russia, Iran, and Syria davidn3600 Sep 2015 #136
They get their foreign policy from the game Risk K lib Sep 2015 #147
Yes. Agschmid Sep 2015 #149
Huckabee is SUCH a liar. He knows better. nolabear Sep 2015 #140
I can't watch it. DCBob Sep 2015 #141
I don't know how long I'll last either. They're so, so disgusting. nt valerief Sep 2015 #145
THE PEOPLE IN GITMO DID NOT "KILL AMERICANS", FUCKER!! bullwinkle428 Sep 2015 #143
IRONY ALERT: Obama has acknowledged errors, even deadly ones, in law enforcement---at the LOCAL WinkyDink Sep 2015 #151
It's right about here that I have to remind myself to breathe. I feel like I'm being sacrificed. nolabear Sep 2015 #152
Planned Parenthood sells body parts? Fact check SummerSnow Sep 2015 #153
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