Last night I went to a cocktail party in honor of the Pope. [View all]

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It was at George and Laura Bush's apartment.
I chatted with the Pope.
I gave him a pruning saw.


He said "I like to relax by working in the Vatican orchard. I just can't find a good Italian pruning saw."
I said "I got this one at Walmart, but I think it was made in China."
He said "It looks like a good one."

Later I saw him holding a toy AK-47.


"Hey, what's that for?"
"It's for my grandson."
"YOU have a grandson?"
"Yeah, we changed all that."

Then I woke up.
I am dead serious.
That's the dream I had last night.
Weird, hunh?