To the almost 50% of the American electorate.... [View all]
...who are hell bent on putting Lurch the Fucking StiffTM into office, I highly suggest that you conjure up in your weak fucking brains cutting your nose, legs, arms, private areas and head off because that's exactly what you are doing. The tired reasons why the President should be voted out of office - his economic policies have failed, he hasn't pulled us out of Afghanistan fast enough, he's a socialist intent on destroying America as you think you know it - are a fucking smokescreen for the real reason.
You hate him because he's a successful, family oriented black man who is the epitome of balanced leadership.
In other words, you fucking thrice divorced, laid off (because you were too stupid or lazy minded to see what corporate America - LTFS'sTM America - does to people like you) wads of walking phlegm, he is everything you're not.
So go ahead and vote your racism and hatred you fucking assclowns. When the President returns to office he will still do everything in his power to include you in righting the ship from the disaster of the last boy blunder administration.
Go fuck yourselves you miserable dicks.