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13. A SMALL minority of the troops in Germany gained real fluency in the language...

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... despite the 3-1/2 year tours. In Japan (where the language is even HARDER to learn)... very, very few
gained fluency).
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I worked for a Physician's Asst in Germany whose wife was Japanese and he was VERY fluent. Riding the
bus home one day, he gave up his seat to an elderly woman and stood near two young Japanese women.
They started giggling and, assuming ignorance on his part, one asked the other, "I wonder if all Americans
smell so badly."
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He smiled and said, "I wonder if all young Japanese women are so rude."
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Beet-red embarrassment and he said the elderly Japanese woman was laughing so hard that she almost fell
out of her seat.
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