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MineralMan

(151,592 posts) Tue Oct 6, 2015, 10:49 AM Oct 2015

The Burger King Green Poop Story Is about to Break [View all]

in the mainstream media. Yesterday, it was a hot story on alternative news media and, as is typical, it has taken about 24 hours for mainstream media to notice that there's a cool story that will sell erectile disfunction medications and car insurance from Progressive. Expect this to be the teaser on the national and local TV news this evening.

Once that happens, Burger King will announce that they are ceasing sales of their Halloween Whopper, no doubt.

All of the interesting stories seem to break on internet media these days.

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The Burger King Green Poop Story Is about to Break [View all] MineralMan Oct 2015 OP

I guess I better get my green poop Whopper today then! snooper2 Oct 2015 #1

Yes. Hurry down to BK and get one while you can. MineralMan Oct 2015 #2

It'll probably be just a small clip if on CNN, they don't do bodily functions- snooper2 Oct 2015 #4

This news makes me marginally interested in getting one, frankly jberryhill Oct 2015 #3

I don't know if there are pictures, but don't post one here. MineralMan Oct 2015 #6

Found it on Twitter... Kind of a brighter shade of British Racing green jberryhill Oct 2015 #17

You will be asking yourself why it took so long to install a dog flap hedgehog Oct 2015 #27

Just finished. Three hours. MineralMan Oct 2015 #37

Same here. Lizzie Poppet Oct 2015 #30

It's like a bright slightly-more-green than cyan shade from what I've heard. Chan790 Oct 2015 #33

I can assure everyone here that I will know in a few hours jberryhill Oct 2015 #35

Thank you! zappaman Oct 2015 #40

I had two for lunch, just to be sure jberryhill Oct 2015 #43

I used to love A-1 growing up. zappaman Oct 2015 #44

A good Jamaican jerk sauce is better jberryhill Oct 2015 #45

"They" took the anchovie paste out of the A-1 sauce. It's been blah and vinegary ever since. nc4bo Oct 2015 #47

OMG... it's not just that it's green jberryhill Oct 2015 #48

Whoa! zappaman Oct 2015 #49

Between "emerald" and "shamrock" jberryhill Oct 2015 #50

Don't forget something to wash it down with! zappaman Oct 2015 #41

great find! renate Oct 2015 #58

Yes, there are pictures. eom. Raine1967 Oct 2015 #46

You could have said ryan_cats Oct 2015 #5

Apparently the food dye used in the black buns includes MineralMan Oct 2015 #8

It's the number 2 story locally packman Oct 2015 #16

I heard it on the radio while driving my 32 deuce coupe. n/t. ryan_cats Oct 2015 #20

No shit? Lizzie Poppet Oct 2015 #31

The acceptable word is 'ka-ka', goddamnit! randome Oct 2015 #7

The correct spelling of that Spanish word is "caca." MineralMan Oct 2015 #9

Oh, geeze, did I blow that one! randome Oct 2015 #13

Today, I learned that 'poop' means 'rear', and there's a constellation named after it muriel_volestrangler Oct 2015 #42

BK shouldn't have sub-contracted the testing out to Volkswagon. Kaleva Oct 2015 #10

Haven't they been selling these in Japan for a year now? frylock Oct 2015 #11

They think it's caused by the melting reactors. Kaleva Oct 2015 #14

Hell, they probably like it that way jberryhill Oct 2015 #19

Japanese ones are made with squid ink - the US ones are artificially colored jberryhill Oct 2015 #21

Then that means ryan_cats Oct 2015 #25

The squid ink is what makes their cheese black Scootaloo Oct 2015 #54

Selling? They just have to wait long enough for Godzilla to really...you know. randome Oct 2015 #22

Japan is a very strange place. Lizzie Poppet Oct 2015 #32

Different coloring agent Scootaloo Oct 2015 #53

Ah. Well, in any case, what a disappointment.. frylock Oct 2015 #55

I don't understand why people care Scootaloo Oct 2015 #56

Yup, it'a sbout to break...break wind... joeybee12 Oct 2015 #12

It is a beautiful looking Whopper! yallerdawg Oct 2015 #15

...wind! Eleanors38 Oct 2015 #18

I remember drinking some cheap wine in Italy that turned my shit bright purple. hobbit709 Oct 2015 #23

It's the number 2 story on CNN. GreatGazoo Oct 2015 #24

The #1 story being the harsh flooding in SC. randome Oct 2015 #26

Why not combine the two? KamaAina Oct 2015 #29

This aspect should be promoted! HuckleB Oct 2015 #28

BooBerry cereal turns your poop green Capt. Obvious Oct 2015 #34

Nah, it tastes bad. Chan790 Oct 2015 #36

Don't you think it's a little too early to talk about green poop ? LannyDeVaney Oct 2015 #38

Where can I get some of this dye? Taitertots Oct 2015 #39

Sales will go through the roof once the story comes out. Renew Deal Oct 2015 #51

Rather than run from it, they should embrace it. "It's not a bug but a feature!" corkhead Oct 2015 #52

Designer dung Blue Owl Oct 2015 #57