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MineralMan

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2. Yes. Hurry down to BK and get one while you can.

Tue Oct 6, 2015, 10:53 AM

Oct 2015

the green dye used in the black coloring for the bun survives the digestive tract and gives your poop a nice space-alien green color. This has caused considerable surprise and consternation among loyal Burger King fans. Trips to the ER are involved, along with extreme anxiety and hypochondria.

It's a huge, smelly story, and will allow mainstream media to use the word "poop." They'll be overjoyed.

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The Burger King Green Poop Story Is about to Break [View all] MineralMan Oct 2015 OP

I guess I better get my green poop Whopper today then! snooper2 Oct 2015 #1

Yes. Hurry down to BK and get one while you can. MineralMan Oct 2015 #2

It'll probably be just a small clip if on CNN, they don't do bodily functions- snooper2 Oct 2015 #4

This news makes me marginally interested in getting one, frankly jberryhill Oct 2015 #3

I don't know if there are pictures, but don't post one here. MineralMan Oct 2015 #6

Found it on Twitter... Kind of a brighter shade of British Racing green jberryhill Oct 2015 #17

You will be asking yourself why it took so long to install a dog flap hedgehog Oct 2015 #27

Just finished. Three hours. MineralMan Oct 2015 #37

Same here. Lizzie Poppet Oct 2015 #30

It's like a bright slightly-more-green than cyan shade from what I've heard. Chan790 Oct 2015 #33

I can assure everyone here that I will know in a few hours jberryhill Oct 2015 #35

Thank you! zappaman Oct 2015 #40

I had two for lunch, just to be sure jberryhill Oct 2015 #43

I used to love A-1 growing up. zappaman Oct 2015 #44

A good Jamaican jerk sauce is better jberryhill Oct 2015 #45

"They" took the anchovie paste out of the A-1 sauce. It's been blah and vinegary ever since. nc4bo Oct 2015 #47

OMG... it's not just that it's green jberryhill Oct 2015 #48

Whoa! zappaman Oct 2015 #49

Between "emerald" and "shamrock" jberryhill Oct 2015 #50

Don't forget something to wash it down with! zappaman Oct 2015 #41

great find! renate Oct 2015 #58

Yes, there are pictures. eom. Raine1967 Oct 2015 #46

You could have said ryan_cats Oct 2015 #5

Apparently the food dye used in the black buns includes MineralMan Oct 2015 #8

It's the number 2 story locally packman Oct 2015 #16

I heard it on the radio while driving my 32 deuce coupe. n/t. ryan_cats Oct 2015 #20

No shit? Lizzie Poppet Oct 2015 #31

The acceptable word is 'ka-ka', goddamnit! randome Oct 2015 #7

The correct spelling of that Spanish word is "caca." MineralMan Oct 2015 #9

Oh, geeze, did I blow that one! randome Oct 2015 #13

Today, I learned that 'poop' means 'rear', and there's a constellation named after it muriel_volestrangler Oct 2015 #42

BK shouldn't have sub-contracted the testing out to Volkswagon. Kaleva Oct 2015 #10

Haven't they been selling these in Japan for a year now? frylock Oct 2015 #11

They think it's caused by the melting reactors. Kaleva Oct 2015 #14

Hell, they probably like it that way jberryhill Oct 2015 #19

Japanese ones are made with squid ink - the US ones are artificially colored jberryhill Oct 2015 #21

Then that means ryan_cats Oct 2015 #25

The squid ink is what makes their cheese black Scootaloo Oct 2015 #54

Selling? They just have to wait long enough for Godzilla to really...you know. randome Oct 2015 #22

Japan is a very strange place. Lizzie Poppet Oct 2015 #32

Different coloring agent Scootaloo Oct 2015 #53

Ah. Well, in any case, what a disappointment.. frylock Oct 2015 #55

I don't understand why people care Scootaloo Oct 2015 #56

Yup, it'a sbout to break...break wind... joeybee12 Oct 2015 #12

It is a beautiful looking Whopper! yallerdawg Oct 2015 #15

...wind! Eleanors38 Oct 2015 #18

I remember drinking some cheap wine in Italy that turned my shit bright purple. hobbit709 Oct 2015 #23

It's the number 2 story on CNN. GreatGazoo Oct 2015 #24

The #1 story being the harsh flooding in SC. randome Oct 2015 #26

Why not combine the two? KamaAina Oct 2015 #29

This aspect should be promoted! HuckleB Oct 2015 #28

BooBerry cereal turns your poop green Capt. Obvious Oct 2015 #34

Nah, it tastes bad. Chan790 Oct 2015 #36

Don't you think it's a little too early to talk about green poop ? LannyDeVaney Oct 2015 #38

Where can I get some of this dye? Taitertots Oct 2015 #39

Sales will go through the roof once the story comes out. Renew Deal Oct 2015 #51

Rather than run from it, they should embrace it. "It's not a bug but a feature!" corkhead Oct 2015 #52

Designer dung Blue Owl Oct 2015 #57