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or held their breath MFM008 Oct 2015 #1
Don't be ridiculous. Shandris Oct 2015 #3
And the property would have been worth more as well rpannier Oct 2015 #10
Because you know, Throckmorton Oct 2015 #24
I love good satire Gothmog Oct 2015 #2
Yes, I often have to check the source to be sure. ohnoyoudidnt Oct 2015 #6
you know, considering the fact that this "doctor" is a young earth creationist who believes that niyad Oct 2015 #4
that's why Mira Oct 2015 #5
Thank you for posting it's from the Borowitz report in your title. beam me up scottie Oct 2015 #7
Until I read the part about fighting the volcano rpannier Oct 2015 #12
Right? beam me up scottie Oct 2015 #15
Borowitz is a genius with words. Marie Marie Oct 2015 #8
Love Borowitz witz. JohnnyRingo Oct 2015 #9
I'm honestly hoping Mira Oct 2015 #13
Don't think Carson ever had a chance. JohnnyRingo Oct 2015 #26
Just like Trump doesn't like people who were captured patsimp Oct 2015 #11
You got that right! Mira Oct 2015 #16
This is interesting satire, Snobblevitch Oct 2015 #14
Suddenly Mira Oct 2015 #17
Actually, isn't it Carson who is referring to lava? That's part of the satire, lol... WheelWalker Oct 2015 #18
I thought it was Borowitz who was attributing those words to Carson. Snobblevitch Oct 2015 #21
Yes, in Borowitz's satirical reality, Carson refers to lava, not ash. Now you question WheelWalker Oct 2015 #22
I think the satire would have been more effective if Borowitz would have said ash. Snobblevitch Oct 2015 #23
self delete Gloria Oct 2015 #19
I'd love to send this out to Carson supporters and see how many Gloria Oct 2015 #20
I LOL'ed sub.theory Oct 2015 #25
The winner of the GOP nomination ThoughtCriminal Oct 2015 #27
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