Priceless! Another one found on Facebook

[Capn Sunshine]

7. Leviticus forbids a lot of stuff

Lev 15:19-24 states you are to have no contact with a woman who is menstruating

Lev 25:44 says you may possess slaves as long as you purchase them from neighboring nations

Lev 11:10 says eating shellfish is an abomination. Like being with a man if you're a man (hey, they don't mention women, does that mean it's OK for them? )

Lev 21:20 says you can't approach the altar of God if you have a defect in your sight. (no contacts, dude)

Lev 19:27 says you shouldn't cut the hair around your temples, ever. We should be a totally rasta nation.

Lev 11:6-8 says no touching pigs or their skins. No bacon, no football.

Lev 19:19 says no planting two crops in the same field. I guess Monsanto is in trouble. They often have two plants in the same seed. It also says no garments with more than one type of thread. So most of your clothes don't work.

Lev 24 10-16 says if someone swears or blasphemes, the whole town should stone them to death.

Lev 20:14 says if you sleep with your in laws, you should die.

and of course, other biblical books make relationship pronouncements:
Duteronomy 22:13-21
"a marriage shall be considered valid only if the wife is a virgin. If the wife is not a virgin, she shall be executed."

So let's get biblical, people! First, strip down to your cotton undies! WHo's got the gasoline and rocks?