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24. What cha got there is a grade 3 Hell Hole

Reply to madamesilverspurs (Original post)

Fri Oct 30, 2015, 03:12 AM

Oct 2015

It's a common problem where real estate is exposed to high concentrations of evil for too long. Look for a snarling troll of a man, usually in a position of authority, who goes by "King of Lies", "Senator", Vice Chancellor, Lord of Vice, under president of the the Dead, republican, or other really vile title. It's likely that some past heinous deed or series of deeds caused by this man has summoned demon spawn to split the earth and what-not. Don't let it spread, you'll want to nip this in the bud. You can fill that gap with about 7000 cubic hectares of Jesus-grade spackle for now, but you really need to find this guy and douse him good in holy water. Then imprison him for all eternity on "The View"...It's the only place the devil himself fears. Otherwise, that hell Hole is going to throw up frog storms, boil plagues, and tea party candidates from the bowels of Satan...and you won't know which is which. I could send a guy out in the morning...?

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Was my first thought, too... Wounded Bear Oct 2015 #10

My thought, also, especially if it's to the east northeast Warpy Oct 2015 #18

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Whew! Thanks for the info. postulater Oct 2015 #33

I was replying Mendocino Oct 2015 #36

And that poster was replying to my post. postulater Oct 2015 #37

It's all good. Mendocino Oct 2015 #39

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The hotspot doesn't move. Mendocino Oct 2015 #42

Yes, that's it! Thanks for the refreshers, Mendocino ;) nt ChisolmTrailDem Oct 2015 #43

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The Yellowstone "hotspot" Mendocino Oct 2015 #54

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I know the maps well Mendocino Oct 2015 #57

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